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DISCRIMINATION!!!


On 04/13/2015 at 09:53 AM by Blake Turner

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You know who I hate? Gay people. They're sexist and they hate women. We should burn them. Straight people too. Are you aware that just by preferring one gender over the over you are discriminating against almost half of the population? That's pretty fucked up. Do you like intelligent people? You're an ablist fascist. Are you attracted to attractive people? You're an asshole. What about all of the wonderful uggos out there? Basically, if someone asks you for sex, you should never turn them down. Unless you're a woman, because rape is bad and only women can get raped.

You know who I love? Black people. We should treat them like everyone else. Except don't tell jokes about them. Also, don't ask them questions. Hell, don't even talk to them, because you might say something to upset them. Black people are more sensitive and weak than white people, and their brains simply cannot understand the things we can.

You know what I think? I think we should all live in perfect harmony and treat each other equally. Except women should rule, white people should be slaves, straight people should stick to masturbation and when they masturbate they aren't allowed to think of the other gender because that's OBJECTIFICATION, and that is worse than anything else you can do. Objectification is worse than slavery. It's worse than the holocaust. If you even think about a woman sexually, you are worse than Hitler if Hitler was a pedophile. 

 And if you're a woman, congratulations! You're free to do what you want. Except you should probably burn anything pink, shave your head and become a lesbian, because if you don't you're selling out your gender and you should kill yourself.

 Everyone is free to conform to the standards we set. Preach love. Preach happiness. And do it one bullet at a time. Blake out.


 

Comments

Ranger1

04/13/2015 at 11:20 AM

Blake, you make me laugh.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/15/2015 at 02:22 AM

Hopefully that's a good thing haha.

Ranger1

04/15/2015 at 07:55 PM

Yes, it is :)

Bilbasaur

04/13/2015 at 11:38 AM

Even just second or third-hand tumblr contact sets you off, huh buddy? x3

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/13/2015 at 07:27 PM

Tumblr is the devil. I have an account there I never use. Which is what I'll be telling St. Peter when asked to explain my life.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

04/13/2015 at 07:05 PM

ha ha, you need to play some Doom.  

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/15/2015 at 02:27 AM

yeah...

GeminiMan78

04/13/2015 at 08:51 PM

Brilliant rant my friend! You really nailed it. Now go smoke a joint and calm the fuck down.lol

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/15/2015 at 02:25 AM

Nah, I've been off weed for about 18 months now. But thanks for the praise :D

Casey Curran Staff Writer

04/14/2015 at 01:32 AM

Only one man understands what discrimination really is 

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/15/2015 at 02:26 AM

That clip seriously brings me to tears every time I see it. I'm glad the Dean has a bigger role this season.

Casey Curran Staff Writer

04/15/2015 at 02:49 AM

For the most part. That gay Dean episode was bad though. Possibly the worst in the series. But him in virtual reality and texting Japanese Jeff? Pure gold

goaztecs

04/16/2015 at 11:04 AM

If only people would use some common sense the world would be a better place instead of all the judging/hate/anger/jealously/envy towards each other...oh I see a clip of the Dean. I really should catch up on Community. 

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/20/2015 at 08:29 AM

Indeed.

Alex-C25

04/16/2015 at 02:58 PM

Don't forget to drop the mic. As someone who is a Tumblr user and almost sees on daily basis this kind of stupidity (but almost all of it calls it out thankfully enough) you satirized, i've got nothing but praise.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/20/2015 at 08:28 AM

Thanks. It pisses me off so much. I know the irony of being offended by the easily offended, but people are just fucking looking for shit to cry about.

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