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Fuck spelunky

On 07/21/2015 at 08:36 AM by Blake Turner

i think I living in a small room with bilby with no time to myself is really starting to get to me. Today while playing spelunky with her, for the fifth time I ended up offscreen with her not coming to save me in time and I got angry I slammed my my controller down on the counch besides me. Only problem was my iPad was in the road and now it has a massive coach in it. I can still use it, but im worried it's not going to last long now.

The lesson I think is not to play spelunky with other people. Especially if you live with them. its evil.

Comments

Super Step Contributing Writer

07/21/2015 at 08:50 AM

I can only imagine what Forever Alone would have been like with someone who didn't keep up. I was actually really frustrated by it because it was clearly not designed for single player, and had trouble switching between characters myself.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/23/2015 at 09:52 PM

I haven't played that yet. Is it worth a go?

Super Step Contributing Writer

07/24/2015 at 03:26 AM

It's ok. I was more interested by the cultural insight videos than the game itself to be honest. It was a PS+ freebie a couple months back. I imagine it would be less tedious with a friend. And those HD videos of Alaska are pretty sweet and the story is cool for being based on actual folklore.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

07/21/2015 at 11:38 AM

Spelunky is the spawn of Satan, for sure.

Alex-C25

07/21/2015 at 02:36 PM

If you aren't patient with Spelunky, then I don't think you'll last long playing New Super Mario Bros on multiplayer...

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/21/2015 at 04:30 PM

I think it was a mix of stress and tiredness. Usually were fine, but when you're tired, you get a certain way through the game and then you both die because one you did something stupid and have to restart it majorly sucks

asrealasitgets

07/21/2015 at 10:19 PM

I heard spelunky was addictive like crack. I'm afraid of it.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/23/2015 at 09:23 PM

So addictive...

Ranger1

07/22/2015 at 10:54 AM

How did you fit a coach in your iPad? Sorry, couldn't help myself...

Jamie Alston Staff Writer

07/23/2015 at 01:49 PM

You took the words right out of me, Rangergirl. LOL!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/23/2015 at 09:23 PM

A little bit of magic, some bad grammar and just a touch of apples awful autocorrect. With these three things you ca. Fit anything inside anything else for the small one time fee of your soul.