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 On 10/01/2015 at 06:02 AM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
Hello. I am the Blake. You want to give me your kittens and other furry, cuddly mammals. I have commanded it, it has been commanded, and thus, my commands will come to fruition. If you need an example, I want these things:
With that out of the way, have an update on the blake with the cake and the state of his fate. I am oh so very tired. Very, very tired. Hence the insanity.
I have a new job! I am now a painter, because why the fuck not. Unfortunately, I'm outset and it's hot and I forgot sunscreen and I am redder than an explosion at the red factory. Not very imaginative, but I'm a painter now. I'm lowest common denominator. I'm a pleb, a common buffoon. I now laugh at fart jokes and am deathly afraid of foreigners, because that's what these people do. And that's what I do.
I PAINTED A FENCE! I'M AWESOME!
GAMES!
I started playing Wildstar, and the character deletion process in that game is horrifying. While you're typing out your characters name to delete them, they cry, and when you hit delete, THEYRE FUCKING INCINERATED! Fuck you game, I'm out.
I'm also playing Cities Skylines because new expansion and that games great and relaxing and sleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleepsleep
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I've been wanting to do some outdoors physical labor as an actual job. I've grown to see it as more fun. But I can see why it'd be challenging for so many hours. What I'm training for today is my job taking inventory at Home Depots. Still need to buy some slip resistant shoes and maybe some Dickies if I can't find enough black slacks.
Have fun on your sleep journey!
Sounds fun! Good to hear you got a job too! I expect updates.
And my sleep journey was fantastic.
Great news about the job. Being outside is good. Don't forget to use sunscreen you twit. sunburn and melanoma are no fun.
P.S. No kittens for you!
I used sunblock today! Feel much better for it too. Though I am quite tanned now. You can really see the Aboriginal in me now :p
And why don't I get kittens? You're a monster!!!!
Because yer an Aussie. You can have one of these instead. 
Have you seen the claws on those fuckeRs? Also, they scream. Really Loudly
Welcome to the wonderful world of menial labor as gainful employment. I find it far better than cube farming, personally.
I was cursing my games too for a while there. I finally let it go and just switch games when they piss me off. No point beating my head against a wall for a game.
Painting makes me this of the Atari game Amidar for some reason.
understated superhero movie:
"Unblakeable"
How about that TV show Blaking Bad
Blake of Thrones?
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking Blakes on this motherfucking plane!
Them's the Blakes,
Still no sign of the Blakequisition.
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