I really like my Wii U. Right now I'm really enjoying Yoshi's Woolly World. It's great.
Got A Wii-U!
On 10/26/2015 at 03:44 AM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
Yeah, I caved. Nintendo have been doing a ton of shitty things like enslaving anyone who makes youtube videos of their content, taking over half the money they earn from their videos and making sure they don't say anything bad about them. It seems weird to me, because unlike EA or Konami, Nintendo generally release good quality games that aren't riddled with microtransactions and cheap tits and gore to hide the overall genericism of their games.
Speaking of tits and gore, one of the main selling points for me was Bayonetta 2, since Bayonetta 1 is one of my all time favourite games and is a great example of how sexuality can empower female characters rather than bring them down. It's a shame the camera man didn't get the memo, but you know what? Fuck it, at least this game is open about what it is. And what it is fun incarnate. I mean jesus h. christ, I was grinning ear to fucking ear for the entirety of that opening.
Unfortunately, the opening is all I played because fucking Splatoon won't let me be. There's something weirdly cathartic to it. I can't stop playing. Even when I'm losing miserably, I don't care, because it's so fun and it's aesthetic is so appealing that I can't help but smile. I do wish it had local multiplayer for the online mode instead of just the 1v1 mode. Then I'd never stop playing it.
I've also been playing Windwaker, which is better than Ocarina of Time and if you think otherwise you're probably some neo-nazi hipster who despises fun and gets a hard on for boring over worlds and shitty controls. But I digress. I like Windwaker because Link is actually a character rather than a blank canvas who wears stupid clothes and only does things because Destiny told him. And if I've learnt anything in life, it's that you shouldn't trust what Destiny tells you to do. Destiny tells you to drink redbull, buy exorbitantly priced DLC, and that dwarves aren't really people and it's totally okay to retcon them out of existence.
But again, I digress. I also bought The Metroid Prime trilogy and a nun-chuck and wii-mote and holy cunt nugget, how did you people handle using wii-motes? I used mine for an hour and had the kind of wrist cramps I hadn't experienced since I was 13 and learnt who Summer Glau was. I mean yeah it's immersive in exploration and it feels organic, but firefights are an absolute shit-show and I keep tilting the wii-mote slightly outside of where the sensors detect so Samus spazzes out and does her best impression of being stuck in the world's bluntest blender.
But it's a testament to the game that I keep wanting to play. I haven't played Prime in ages and I haven't played any of the sequels so this has been good. I love the exploration and the scanning element and it makes me wonder why more games haven't used it. Horror games especially could make excellent use of these feature to completely unsettle you.
Finally, I bought Super Mario 3D World, but I haven't played it yet. What I will say though is Nintendo need to get better at naming things, because Bilby almost wouldn't let me get it because she thought we had it on DS. I mean 3DS. XL. Not the 2DS or the DSi or the DS lite or the New 3DS.
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