Chris Yarger, the community manager here, played it and seemed to like it quite a lot. I don't know if there are dinosaurs but there's like sabre tooth tigers and other predators.
Stabby stab stab and the mammoth crew
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 On 04/06/2016 at 02:44 AM by vesper27 See More From This User » |
Stabbing mammoths sounds like fun. But so does stabbing a can of SPAM.
Yerk! I mean yuck. I wanted to rhyme something with jerk. Anyway, stabbing leads me to Far Cry Primal and why I am not very fond of it. Yes, Vesper you are a fool...yes you have not played it.
But I have played Far Cry 3 and at least Crysis 1 and a little of 2. So as far as these games go I can kind of guess. Though, I super want to play Far Cry 4. And I will mruhhahhah...cough..cough...a manical voice can only yield so much cigarette induced voice. Anyway, I am wondering about Far Cry Primal. It looks pretty but that is like saying you have a beautiful piece of cake and you're trying to eat the cake but you can't because you're whale status. You're turning away from the cake because you are tempted by it. But you know damn well that cake will be chocately crumbs. Far Cry Primal to me feels like that. Yes, we have cake and no you can't eat the cake without getting shit on your hands. Still with me? Far Cry Primal seems indeliablly basic in its approach. Are you going to recruit people to fight with you. Logically, aren't you in a clan of the ages or something. No, I was so close to saying Clash of the Ages because I am addicted to that game. I digress. Did I use indeliably right? If not mistakes will happen. Primal seems like fun but I just think that Ubi left some modernistic world for the Land Before Time. No not the movie but pretty damn close. And I think the execution unfortunately looks poor. Not to mention I love Ubi and what they are doing. I don't like Ubi for DLC but that's for another time and place. So stabbing mammoths when you can stab ham or watch Hannibal stab people. Which do you chose. Personally, the stabbing of SPAM sounds way more fun. Mammoths may look cool but if all they have is Mammoths I am worried. I read some review from Kultureshocked which stated something about: something. Brainfart! Oh it was Coke Classic vs regular Coke. Primal is Coke Classic because the Neanderthals bumble around and probably make vulgar oogh noises. Are there dinos in this game? Are there anything else aside from Mammoths? I have no idea . Primal looks a tad drab and I am steering clear away from the Mammoths in favor of SPAM. Sir, oh you there! Do you want some SPAM? There's a good lad.
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Seriously, writing this I have never played the game. But this is just pre-concieved speculation. So ....fuck!
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