We often list reputable gaming heroines as our “all time favorites”. However, doing that is the easy way out and where’s the fun in it? I decided to compose a list of “guilty pleasure females” who I have the hawts for even if liking them means my reputation may crash straight through the floor into Satan’s pent-house!
1# Sakura
Mention you like Sakura and it’s grounds for being called a pedophile. (Though by definition pedophilia is solely focused on being attracted to prepubescent children) Her age hovers between 14 and 16 on account capcom cannot handle the thought of her being in her 20’s or 30’s by now! (C’mon capcom, an adult Sakura would be sexy as hell and you know it!)
The thing is I had an infatuation for Sakura when I myself was a teenager. Yeah, the SF Alpha series has been around a LONG TIME. Feel free to look that up before putting up a snaky picture of that “How to catch a predator” guy! (And hey, what about those desperate house wives who fawn over Edward Cullen, Justin Bieber, & Jacob The Werewolf? Noone goes after them it seems!)
2# Myuria
Much akin to Rose from Legend Of Dragoon, Myuria is the sexy and mature “older woman”. She also has an aura of appealing mystery, making her that much more of an insatiable cock-tease!
Myuria is deeper than her boobalicious outer exterior may lead you to believe though. As someone who lost her husband and survived an alien invasion, she’s quite the survivor.
3# Morrigan Aensland
For me Morrigan is sort of the “Paris Hilton” of The Dark-Stalkers. By that I mean she’s a wealthy heiress from the demon world but beyond that she’s not nearly as interesting as the other characters. However, she was the succubus that more or less introduced my eyes to the very first hentai fan art I had ever seen so she gets the dastardly award of villainy for stealing the innocence from a naïve unknowing country boy who came to “The Big City” to pursue his dreams as an illustrator! Morrigan, you really made me into a man in the most embarrassing ways possible! Er, thanks for that I guess?
4# Lilith Aensland
I know, another pedo-alert here! Granted Lilith’s age is never given but because she’s flat chested every moral rights activist is going to assume she’s underage!
I was introduced to Lilith’s beauty when I was 17. Dad had pulled into a convenience store for some beer when a strategy guide for “Dark-Stalkers 3: Vampire Savior” caught my eye. Though I did not own the game or a play-station, the artwork enamored me so much I asked dad to buy it for me anyway. Luckily, it was on sale so my father put down the cash.
Though Lilith had no boobs she had an ass that wouldn’t quit! There was also a playful yet sexual innocence about her that made me as hard as mahogany.
Needless to say, I’ve always preferred Lilith over Morrigan for some weird reason. (Can’t wait till this gets re-tweeted a hundred times. I expect more pictures of Chris Hansen arriving in my comments section at any moment now!)
5# Judith
It’s obvious Judith was designed to be the “fan service character” for Tales Of Vesperia. Luckily for us, The Tales games have always been good at crafting lovable protagonists with more depth than first impressions initially lead us to believe. Judith is no exception! I really think her and Yuri Lowell would be a spectacular couple but you’re free to disagree.
6# Mai Shiranui
I liked Mai Shiranui in the Fatal Fury animated movies. She actually seemed very nice and compassionate. Sadly, Mai has been given a “tsundere personality” lately which really annoys me to no end. I don’t mind a little sassiness but Mai is just plain obnoxious and rude these days.
All that being said, no one is going to argue against the fact she has a body that will not quit!
7# Dark queen
Remember Battle-toads? Yeah, it was a hard game. Do you know who can make YOU hard? (Er, if you are a heterosexual guy at least!) The Dark Queen! Seriously, she was an evil Dominatrix version of Jessica Rabbit and there’s nothing about that which is unpleasant. Va-boom! She also commanded a whole intergalactic army of mutant rat people if you’re into the whole “female empowerment” angle!
8# Kasuga
Kasuga is a blonde female ninja who wears Cat-woman’s body suit. She also seems to “orgasm” when her lord Kenshin mumbles even the most boring utterance into her ear. Kasuga definitely plays out the theme of a “sexy nymphomaniac submissive” with gusto! Is there any wonder why she’s a favorite character in Sengoku Basara?
9# Ayane
As far as the usual “negative tropes of women in videogames” go, Ayane gets more flak than she rightfully deserves. Though gushy around Ryu Hayabusa as if she has a school girl crush, Ayane is no-nonsense, capable, resourceful, clever, and fiercely independent when on an important mission. I certainly wouldn’t want to be on her ninja assassination hit-list!
10# Zhen Ji
When it comes to Dynasty Warriors, Zhen Ji didn’t immediately jump out at me. However, there’s something about her that is powerful, a bit tragic, and very beautiful simultaneously. Though seemingly fragile on the outside she’s strong willed and determined on the inside. She totally demands respect on the battlefield without even asking for it. If you can get over her revealing clothing, there’s definitely more to Zhen Ji than meets the eye.
11# Mamiya
Stop focusing on Mamiya’s “damageable clothing” my feminist friends. Just here me out,aye? Mamiya is a leader and a protector who has taught her people agriculture so they can survive in a harsh post apocalyptic wasteland. Additionally, she whoops ass with bladed yo-yos and a cross bow!
Mamiya is a female character who benefited from a game adaptation because she’s not quite as awesome in the actual “Fist Of The NorthStar” anime.
12# Blaze Fielding
Before Morrigan got around to twisting my screw into depraved perversity, Blaze put that screw there in the first place! If Blaze Fielding doesn’t quicken your pulse just by you looking at her, you’re probably dead! (Or at the very least neutered) She has remained my favorite character in Streets Of Rage to this present day.
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