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Please Just Die Nintendo
On 05/23/2016 at 12:22 AM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
Please, go the way of Sega and die. Stop making hardware, you're fucking shit at it. Just make games and for the love of fucking god stay away from the internet.
What brought this on? The fact that to change accounts on 3DS I had to delete everything on the machine - including downloaded games and downloaded game saves. That's ridiculous. I swear though, every time I turn on a Nintendo system I am greeted with a new reason to hate the company - and even more when I hear of them in the news.
Remember the promised Zelda game that caused a great deal of people to buy the console? That's still coming out on the Wii-U... at the same time as a better version on the new expensive machine because fuck fans.
Are you a content creator on youtube? Fuck you and die because the only thing Nintendo hates more than free publicity is young people.
Look... I liked your games. Emphasis on liked. I think the only Nintendo first party game I liked on the Wii-U was Splatoon. The rest are varying degrees of meh. I like Bayonetta 2, and I like Wonderful 101... but Smash Bros? Meh. Mario 3D World? Meh. I can't even remember other games that are on the system because meh. Where's my new fucking Metroid game?
Fuck Nintendo, end Rant.
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