Why would you need to find the perfect man when you've already found the perfect woman? :P
Anyways when you have a chance let's talk soon okay :)
On 04/01/2013 at 04:30 PM by chocobot See More From This User » |
Well it's been awhile since I've blogged here so I think today is finally the day I share what's up. I came to the realization that I'm almost 23 and my life is still going nowhere and I have yet to think of a goal to set for myself. My social life is also quite sad/non-existent. To remedy this I have decided to quit gaming and completely sell my collection. I finally realized what a waste of time video games are. And also so unlady-like! Yuck.
Instead of playing video games I can now just focus on finding the perfect man to marry so I can fulfill my role as a woman and be a housewife. I will be so happy to just cook and clean all day while popping out babies! No more time will be wasted dating fictional anime boys in otome games. In fact, that particular activity will NEVER be mentioned again.
Of course, I have also quit my job at GameStop and have applied at Subway, where I would much rather be making sandwiches.
Best of luck everyone! Now I must cancel my preorder of the Neptune Game Machine.
Deus Ex: Human Defiance, an 8-bit adventure!
New FFXIV race, Viangaa. A mix between Viera and Bangaa... ew.
A new game from Nippon Ichi starring Asagi. Atleast, it must be an April Fools joke, right?
I am also 23 and need to quit my PA job and pop out some babies with a woman that makes sammiches. For an upfront fee of $10,000 to be paid to me in three dollar bills, perhaps we could help each other out. Of course, if you don't wind up finding me in any way attractive, any amount of dollar bills, especially hundreds will still be gladly accepted, as would a minted trillion dollar coin. It'll be your first step to subservient womanhood.
I'm sorry for reminding you of that experience. I hope you didn't have too many nightmares about repetitive gameplay, recycled dungeons and boob jokes. I have a confession though, I actually enjoy the series and the characters. The battle system improved a lot in the second game :P
Dang, that Amnesia picture...I'm only sure that the fourth character is a guy. The first three are girls, right? Right? I mean, not that you care anymore, so whatever. And you know, it just occurred to me that pregnancy and childbirth is kind of like a nine-month dungeon with a heck of a boss at the end. Just sayin'
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