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Rise of the Tomb Raider Impressions
On 07/26/2016 at 12:47 PM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
So I'm playing Rise of the Tomb Raider at the moment, and it's pretty good. It's a hell of a lot better than the last entry, that's for darn sure. For a start, this feels like a Tomb Raider game, since there's a lot more platforming and puzzling, and the optional tombs are now extremely satisfying to complete for the most part.
However, I still don't see what the big deal is with this series. People seem to be jumping around and going mad for what is essentially a slightly above average third person action game. It's fun, but it's not worth the fucking 9's and 10's people have been showering it in. It especially suffers since I just played Uncharted 4, and let me tell you, that entire fucking series is still leaps and bounds ahead of this one.
Sure, Rise of the Tomb Raider has better platforming, but somehow it has worse combat than Uncharted does, and I didn't think that was physically possible. It doesn't have any of the charm or depth of character that Uncharted does, it lacks any humour, it's so self serious and grim that fucking Dark Souls is telling it to chill out.
I don't mind grimness or self seriousness, but when your plot and characters are this painfully uninspired, a bit of fucking humour would go a long way in not having me want to kill them every scene they're in.
But, I shouldn't be comparing this to Uncharted, despite them essentially being the same game except this one has metroidvania elements and Ubisoft style errands. We should compare this to old Tomb Raider games. Were those games grim and self serious? For the most part, no. Lara was a smug, seemingly asexual badass. She wasn't a boring crybaby who needs two fucking origin stories.
I should reiterate that I do like the game. It gives me something to test my new pc on, I love the emphasis on platforming and puzzles this time around even if a toddler could blunder their way through most of them, and I am having a decent amount of fun with it.
Yes, this game is fun. It's an amusing little thing to do in between better games. It's also mindnumbingly safe. It does nothing that every other game didn't do last gen, and for some reason people can't stop jizzing all over it like it's a school photo at Gary Glitter's house.
It's a solid 7/10 that journalists give a 9 to because they don't want to look like they hate women.
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