ten minutes to beat Rudolph? Talk about shoverware!
Christmas Themed Wii Games Are Really Lame!
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 On 12/21/2016 at 02:21 AM by NintendoFanJon See More From This User » |
Twas the week or so before Christmas and all through my house. Not a creature was stirring, accept for my mouse. I clicked on checkout to buy it now. I decided to buy the equivalent of crap from a cow. There came the package with three bad Wii Christmas Games. Oh how I knew they would be surprisingly lame. But I have decided only for you. Here comes a hoilday Christmas themed Wii Review!
The first game was Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, The first thought to come to mind was I need some beer. It wouldn't help me, let that be known. As I sat and played Rudolph in the bedroom of my home. My wii mote and nunchuk, lay in my hands. I knew that this game would be astonglishly bland. Oh but it was far worse then I had forseen. It featured ugly Christmas themed colors of red and green. It took only 10 minutes for me to beat it. And I thought to myself "What a piece of S%^t. With only 4 mini-games, all of them bad. I felt that spending the dollar I did on this game was very sad. It wasn't fun and I had felt very petty, the only amusing thing was the dancing yeti.
The next game had Santa, comin' to town. I wish in this game he could have drowned. The game is a platformer, a terrible one. It didn't take long, I didn't have fun. With only 25 levels taking less than 5 minutes, It featured borrowed elements of Mario, and Klonoa with none of the fun in it. You play as kris Kringle, collecting snowflakes, That's when I thought I'd rather eat stale, expired fruitcake. You jump on the flagpole at the very end. This form of torture, the mind cannot mend. But alas I knew that I had one more. Oh boy what a chore!
We Wish You a Merry Christmas is another bad game. With 13 mini games within...oh what a shame. One of the games is called Deck the Halls. I'd rather be trampled in shopping malls. Or you could play the incredibly dull Present Catch. It's really quite easily the very worst of the batch. None of the games are worth any of your time. There are much better ways of spending a dime. So take it from me: Buyer Beware. Don't buy these games...Not from Anywhere!
Score: Stale, Expired Fruitcake funneled into your mouth as you're strapped down to a chair/10
Happy Holidays Everybody!
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