I've been jumping into a lot of free to play MMORPGs at the moment to review them for plus10damage. The first one I'm going to review is Tera, which is actually kind of cool and you should check it out, but before I tried that, I downloaded a game called RaiderZ. Do not, under any circumstances waste your time on this pile of shit.
When I first jumped into the game, it told me to pick a region. I had two choices, U.S West or U.S. East. Wtf is that? Contrary to popular opinion, America is not the only country in the world. Ok though, that has nothing to do with gameplay, so I shregged it off and continued. When I got to the main menu I was greeted to the worst title music I have ever fucking heard. It sounds like the most generic fantasy music ever, but played loudly, in really bad quality, with like 5 notes on loop. It seriously made me want to go back in time and kick the composers pregnant mother in the stomach. That's assuming this person is actually a sentient being, and not a fucking robot designed by the CIA to torture people.
Then I got to the character customisation screen. Saying it lacks options is an understatement. This creation screen gives you less options than the nazi's gave holocaust victims. You can choose to be male or female, pick between 10 generic teenage faces, with one old guy who wears make up and has a goatee, You get to choose between retarded emo haricuts or a justin beiber cut if you want to look sensible, and... THATS FUCKING IT! I jumped into the game and was immediately greeted by 6 exact clones of me, AND THEY WERE FUCKING NPCS!!!!!!!
So... the combat is actually quite fun, as is the gameplay. It plays like Monster Hunter, but a bit less difficult and nuanced. I was actually enjoying it until I lost connection to the server. After 20 minutes of play. I tried again. Got 20 minutes in, lost connection to the server. Left it for a day. Came back. My character had been deleted. I made another one, but this time I couldn't even get into the fucking game. I quit the game and tried again. This character had also been deleted. I jumped onto the forums to seek help. I immediately see about 10 threads about this. In each one, the devs of the game essentially say: this must be your fault. Your pc has a problem. If you can't fix it, play something else. Well fuck you guys. Not only do you put out a broken piece of shit but you also have the nerve to tell me it's my fault? And not only me, but everyone else who is experiencing issues? Who the fuck are you Perfect World, Capcom?
Ok, so while I'm ranting, fuck capcom. Did you guys read about them blaming outsourcing on the decline in quality in their games? Uh guys, lets look at your outsourced games. DMC: Devil May Cry. Great game. Resident Evil Revelations? Fucking phenomenal game. Dead Rising 2. Really good game. I could go on. Asura's Wrath. A bit short, but still a good experience. Street Fighter IV (Outsourced to dimps, just so you know). Absolutely amazing. You want to know what they made themselves? Resident Evil 6. Fucking atrocious. So will you please tell me capcom why the fuck you are blaming outsourcing, when the only decent game you've made in house recently has been fucking monster hunter? Seems like a huge slap in the face to all the people you hire who actually have talent. And what is their grand scheme to fix this? DLC. Uh, Capcom, isn't that what got you into trouble in the first place?
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