Joe you need to take it easy on the tequila and rum over there,lol!
Typing While Intoxicated
On 04/28/2013 at 02:47 PM by Super Step See More From This User » |
Well, according to an IGN article I read recently, the new XBOX will in fact be always-online, as confirmed by an unofficially official source named Thurott, a blogger who, based solely on that last name, I assume to be a huffy Englishman. Also, the article writer was a guy named Goldfarb, which I believe is a slang term heard on the streets of Ice Compton; it's an Eskimo name for "goldfish wo farts many times," and as we all know those things don't tend to get along with huffy Englishmen, so take the news with a grain of salt.
The mother of both Goldfarb and Henry David Huffington: Mother Earth
Also, Thurott said that while always-online will be a thing, it'll be less Draconian than everyone thinks it is, meaning it'll take place in the actual year 1984, when Lady Gaga was still Madonna, and feature less Draco Malfoy.
Finally, the last bit of rip and read from IGN I'd like to do, is the phrase "Get Horn Free," which they're currently promoting, that I'm guessing is some sort of sexual appetite suppressant. They have their methods, I have mine. Mine being that picture of Jesus that every old white person has in their house that judges you with its eyes.
This one.
And that's all for me, now I've got to finish my sobering up journey that began at sometime around 2am today. I think. Well, whenever it was, it was before we started playing Presidents and assholes, which was a long-ass time ago, and someone owes me Whataburger money, but I want a baby calf with a laser for a penis instead. I'll let you know how that goes.
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