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On 07/28/2020 at 09:43 PM by Cary Woodham

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More game reviews I’ve written recently at GamerDad.com are coming’ at ya!  Please click on the links and read as many as you can, and maybe even post a ‘like’ or comment or two.  I’d appreciate it.  All right, it’s time to blast off!

Darius Cozmic Collection: Console (Switch)

I’m a huge fan of the Darius 2-D shooter series from Taito.  But what is Darius?  While it may look like a generic classic space shooter at first, it has some elements that helped split it apart from others in the arcade.  One, a lot of the spaceships you battle are designed to look like robot fish.  I don’t know why that is, but it gives the game a weirder tinge to it that I like.  Two, the original arcade game was three screens long!  This was advantageous because you could see far ahead of you and could plan accordingly.  It also gave you a bit of elbow room since the game was also two player simultaneous.  And three, the music was really good!  The stage one theme, “Captain NEO” is one of my all time favorite pieces of video game music.  Taito has an in-house band named Zuntata that does most of their game music, which is cool.  Anyway, I was super excited to find out that now there are two collection of Darius titles for Switch and PS4.  There’s an arcade collection and a console collection, and I reviewed the console collection for Switch.

Really the only problem I had with this set is the lack of content.  They really should’ve put G-Darius on here as well.  It was a console game for the PSOne and had neat 3-D graphics and let you capture enemies to help you, which was a great idea.  I also think they should’ve combined the games in the arcade collection and just made one big collection instead of making you buy two to get them all.  And even then, it would be missing games like Dariusburst, the last game in the series.  I know that one you can buy separately, but it’s been around since the PS3 days.  It would’ve also been neat if they went the extra mile and added other games, too.  For instance, Metal Black isn’t part of the Darius series, but it’s made by the same team and has a lot of similarities.  Also how about Space Invaders 95?  That was a silly Space Invaders game, but one of the bosses was a parody of Darius with a seafood platter made up of the bosses from Darius!  Anyway, I guess that since I’m such a big Darius fan, my expectations of this collection were a lot higher than what we got.

Sisters Royale (Switch)

And speaking of shooters.  Five sisters with magical powers are prophesied to work together to defeat an evil being.  Only problem is, the sisters hate one another.  And instead of working together, they’re fighting each other over the love of a man!  Sounds like a pretty crazy story for a ‘bullet hell’ 2-D shooter, but that’s what this is!  Thanks to the selectable difficulties, this is actually one of the more playable ‘bullet hell’ shooters I’ve reviewed.  It was made by Alfa Systems, who also did Castle of Shikigami.  It’s been almost ten years since they made a new game.  What do video game companies do during those long stretches of time?  Anyway, the playable characters in Sisters Royale are all female, but none of them really stood out to me.

Jump Rope Challenge (Switch)

Last week I wrote about three free-to-play games, all Nintendo related, surprisingly.  The first is Jump Rope Challenge, a little fitness game that simulates jumping rope.  There’s not much to it, but at least it’s free!

Pokémon Smile (Mobile)

Pokémon has delighted and entertained kids for generations, and now the little pocket monsters are helping make brushing teeth a little more fun.  Pokémon Smile is a brushing app for mobile devices (reviewed on iPhone here) geared towards very young children.  Best of all, it’s completely free with no in-game ads or purchases.  Not sure how it makes money, but good for them!  But will it make kids excited to brush their teeth?  You’ll just have to read on to find out!  SPOILER ALERT: I couldn’t get it to work very well, myself.  I guess I shouldn’t complain about something free, just don’t expect it to work that great.

Pokémon Café Mix (Switch)

You’re about to open up a café that serves food especially for Pokémon!  And the waiters and cooks are Pokémon as well!  Help prepare delicious dishes for your Poke-pals in this free-to-start puzzle game for Switch and mobile devices (reviewed on Switch here).  Stir around Pokémon head icons to match them and make them disappear.  It kind of reminds me of other action puzzle games on mobile like Yo-Kai Watch Wibble Wobble or the Disney Tsum Tsum game.  Unfortunately the free-to-play stuff gets in the way of the fun, so I lost interest quicker than what I thought I would.  Which is a shame, because the art style is cute and the Pokémon shaped food looks pretty good.  I’m surprised they haven’t made a Pokémon restaurant in real life.  Or maybe they have and I don’t know about it.

Speaking of Pokémon, who here is excited for the recently announced New Pokémon Snap for Switch?  You know I am!  I’ve been waiting for this game ever since the first one was on N64!  I don’t know why they didn’t make one for 3DS or Wii U, since both those consoles had gyroscopic controls AND a camera!  HAL Labs made the first game, but Namco is making the sequel!  The first Snap game was special to me because it was the first game I reviewed for the newspaper where I got a front page tagline.  I wrote that tag line and I even remember what it said, “Smile and say ‘Pikachu!’”

Cross Code (PS4)

In the future, people transfer their minds and thoughts into an empty shell avatar on another planet so they can play an online game called CrossWorlds, except it’s actually on a real planet in a distant galaxy!  But there’s trouble brewing on this planet.  You play as Lea, an avatar who has lost her memory and wakes up on a ship heading towards the island where the game is played.  Could her memory loss have something to do with what’s been going on?  You’ll find out in Cross Code, a 2-D top down viewed action RPG.  It kind of reminds me of a cross between the Avatar movie and the .hack anime.  I like the 16-bit style graphics, but I had a hard time getting into this game.  I couldn’t get into the battles or the story, but then, I’m not a big fan of Avator or .hack.  I think if I were a teen when I was more into these types of games, I would’ve liked it more.

Ultracore (Switch)

If Ultracore feels like a long lost 16-bit Genesis title, that’s because it kind of is!  There’s a bit of interesting history behind it.  Originally, it was called “Hardcore” and set to release on the SEGA Genesis and Amiga in 1995.  It was developed by a company called Digital Illusions, also known as DICE, and the game was pretty much completed.  Unfortunately, at this time the PlayStation just came out and everyone was interested in 3-D gaming, so this one got lost in the shuffle.  A short time later DICE went under and the game was all but lost.  But recently it was found again and Strictly Limited finished it up and made it available to download under the name “Ultracore” for Switch, PS4, and even the Vita.  It’s a run and gun game with bits of exploration mixed in as well.  Not bad, but still pretty hard.

OutBuddies DX (Switch)

You’re an archeologist at sea, but a shipwreck lands you in the ancient underwater fortress of Behlam.  Now equipped with a robot ‘Buddy’ you must explore the maze like corridors of caves and underwater lakes in this 2-D platforming adventure similar to titles like Metroid.  The learning curve on this one is way too high, so I had a hard time getting into it.

And those are all the games!  Thanks for reading and commenting on my reviews, I really appreciate it.  Next time I plan to write a series of blogs about the Turbo-Grafx-16 Mini!  Later!  --Cary


 

Comments

Super Step Contributing Writer

07/28/2020 at 10:48 PM

I am excited for Pokemon Snap 2, for sure. Might get a Switch for it. 

Cary Woodham

07/29/2020 at 08:42 AM

Did you play the first one and liked it, too?

Super Step Contributing Writer

07/29/2020 at 05:21 PM

I rented the first one at least a couple times. The Blockbuster kiosks that printed your photos were a big draw. 

Cary Woodham

07/30/2020 at 08:09 AM

Oh yeah, my brother Jeff and I took a couple of trips to print out those tiny stickers.  Little Jeff thought that was so cool.  Years later at Trader's Village (you might know where that is since you're local), they had one of those Snap printing booths for sale at one of the used video game stores.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

07/29/2020 at 06:36 AM

Pokemon snap seems cool. Never played the original. 

Crosscode intrigues me, but I don't know if I'll get it. 

I would love to see the original Darius arcade machine. 

Cary Woodham

07/29/2020 at 08:50 AM

If you can make arrangements to play Pokemon Snap, I'd highly recommend it.  It's not a very long game and there's not much to it, but it was definitely an interesting game especially for the time.  I think it was even slightly educational as it teaches basic photography skills like making sure the subject is in the center of the frame, facing the camera, etc.  

Cross Code is good, I just couldn't get into it for some reason.  It's not the game's fault.  Sometimes you're just not in the right mindset to enjoy a certain game at a certain time, you know?

The orginal Darius arcade cabinet was so cool.  It was three screens long, so it was very wide and would definitely get your attention.  Have you ever seen Tecmo Bowl in the arcade?  It was kind of like that, but wider.  Actually, did you ever see The NInja Warriors in the arcade?  That was pretty much the same cabinet, too, since it was also made by Taito.  The last Darius game, Dariusburst, also used one big wide screen and it was FOUR players!  I think it was even wider than Darius and had a big bench you had to scoot down to make room for everyone.  I'm glad I got to play it in an arcade once.  I think it was Japan only.

Thanks for reading!

KnightDriver

07/29/2020 at 06:53 PM

That Darius collection looks cool. I'd pick it up if it comes to Xbox. 

A new Pokemon Snap? Oh yeah! My friend Mark and I played the heck out of the N64 game. I remember being a bit annoyed that I had to center every Pokemon. I do a lot of photography, and I almost never put the subject dead center. But, Prof. Oak is a scientist, and this is documentation, so I didn't complain too much. Mark and I, when we used to go on photography outings would call them (well, just me) Pokemon Snap time. 

Cross Code looks interesting. I saw it browing the Xbox store last weekend. 

Cary Woodham

07/30/2020 at 08:11 AM

I wonder if it's important to center subjects in scientific photos? I guess it is for Pokemon.

KnightDriver

07/30/2020 at 06:43 PM

It makes sense if you're just documenting something. It's not very artistic though. I mean, I appreciate documentary photos. I sometimes like shooting that way, but it's pretty plain Jane. 

Cary Woodham

07/31/2020 at 08:19 AM

I didn't have to take many photos for projects in college, but when I did, they mostly wanted us to follow the rules that Pokemon Snap had.

KnightDriver

07/31/2020 at 09:51 PM

I can't tell you how frustrated I was going to local photo clubs and hearing all the "rules" for photography touted as absolutes not to be altered. I haven't been able to stick with a club for that reason. I've done photo for too long. I've got my own methods. 

Cary Woodham

08/01/2020 at 10:36 AM

I've never heard of a photo club.

KnightDriver

08/01/2020 at 09:17 PM

Around here, each county has it's own photo club. I'm not sure who organizes them, now I think of it. 

Cary Woodham

08/02/2020 at 08:32 AM

How do you find out about these clubs?  Are they through the library or something?  

KnightDriver

08/02/2020 at 04:42 PM

I think I just googled photo clubs or something. It might have been advertised at the library too. I forget how I found out. 

Ranger1

07/29/2020 at 08:12 PM

Oh, wow! I got a Switch at just the right time! I'll be getting Pokemon Snap! I have a copy for the N64, but since I never got around to hooking that little thrift store find up, I never got around to playing the original. 

Cary Woodham

07/30/2020 at 08:12 AM

An N64 is pretty easy to hook up, so if you can, I'd recommend doing that so you can play Snap.  It doesn't take very long to finish, and it's such a unique game for the time.

Ranger1

07/30/2020 at 10:52 AM

It's not the difficulty, it's the space. My house is only 400 square feet and currently has way too much stuff in it (everything I had at my grandmother's that I had to move out fast when my uncle put her house up for sale, plus everything I had when I moved in). So the older consoles are boxed up and in the loft until I get a corner cleaned out and can set them up.

Cary Woodham

07/31/2020 at 08:21 AM

Would 400 square feet be considered a 'tiny house?'  I've heard about those over the past few years.  I hope I don't ever have to live in any house that small, but I may have to someday with the way things are going.

Ranger1

07/31/2020 at 11:09 PM

Yep, 400 square feet is a tiny house. This one was once an old farm shed. Think of it kind of like the first house you start out with in Animal Crossing, lol.

Cary Woodham

08/01/2020 at 10:37 AM

Except in real life you can't pay a raccoon (actually a tanuki) money to expand your house instantly the next day! :)

goaztecs

08/03/2020 at 01:00 PM

I didn't know about Darius Collection on the Switch and I'm going to look into it. I liked those games even iff I wasn't the best.

I wasn't a fan of the Pokemon Cafe.  I think the whole mobile game vibe it has just turned me off from it.

Cary Woodham

08/03/2020 at 09:44 PM

I like shooters, too, but I'm also bad at them.

Pokemon Cafe Mix's mobile game vibe isn't even the good kind either!

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