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On 08/07/2024 at 07:30 AM by Cary Woodham

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I’ve grilled up a batch of game reviews I’ve recently written at GamerDad.com!  As always, please click on the links and read as many as you can and maybe post a ‘like’ or comment or two.  I’d really appreciate it.  OK, let’s dig in!

Chili’s BurgerTime

I love BurgerTime, it’s one of my favorite arcade games.  It’s one of the few games that could pull me away from Pac-Man when I was a kid.  Other games in the arcade that could do that were Dig Dug, Q*bert, and Pengo.  So when I found out that Chili’s restaurant was doing a promotion where you could play a version of BurgerTime to promote their Big Smasher Burger, I was intrigued.  You could even win a contest where if you get a high score on the game, you could win burgers for life.  I also read somewhere that you could also win a full size BurgerTime arcade machine, but I’m not sure if that’s true or not.  In order to win, you had to sign up for their mailing list, so I didn’t want to do that.  Unfortunately, by the time you read this, the contest may be over.  I wish that when restaurant chains would do promotions, they’d make them last longer.  Going out to eat is so expensive anymore, that I don’t get to do it as often.  So by the time I can plan to go, the promotions are usually over.  But I still wanted to write an article about it anyway because I thought it was interesting and I really like BurgerTime.

Willy’s Wonderland: The Game (PS4)

A couple of years ago, I watched this really horrible horror B-movie that was streaming only on Hulu and it was called Willy’s Wonderland.  In the movie, a drifter takes a job as a janitor in a run down kids’ indoor amusement area called Willy’s Wonderland.  But when the animatronic animal robots come to life in the restaurant, the janitor must fight for his life.  If that sounds like a rip off of Five Night’s At Freddy’s (FNAF), it certainly is.  But I think this came out a year before the FNAF movie.  Either way, the movie is NOT for kids, as it’s pretty violent and has a gross and unnecessary sex scene in it.  But then, FNAF isn’t for kids either but they seem to be drawn to it for some reason.  As a kid, I was never really scared of the Chuck E. Cheese robot singers, but then, I was more interested in the arcade games.  The funniest thing about Willy’s Wonderland is that Nicholas Cage is the star, but he has NO lines.  All he does is fight robots, take breaks, and drink a soda every ten minutes.  The only thing he says is sometimes after drinking a soda he’ll go, “Ahhhh!”  And now you can play a game based on the movie!  You’d think it would be similar to the FNAF games, but it’s actually a side scrolling beat ‘em up.  It was originally on mobile devices, if that gives you an indication of the quality.  But now you can play it on current consoles.

Cyber Citizen Shockman Zero (PS4)

Cyber Citizen Shockman was a series of 2D action platformers back in the 16-bit days.  They starred a pair of superhero cyborg teens (a guy and a gal) who were created by a crazy professor.  They would fight intergalactic baddies with their swords and beam attacks.  The first two were on the PC Engine, which was the Japanese version of the TurboGrafix-16.  The third game was on the Turbo CD, and I reviewed it a couple of months ago.  The last game in the series was on the Super Famicom, which is the SNES in Japan.  I don’t know if the characters are the same, but they might as well be.  Gameplay is kind of a mix of Power Rangers and Mega Man X.  And now you can play it on modern consoles.

Bouncy Chicken (PS4)

Help a chicken gobble up all the ears of corn by bouncing it around the barnyard.  Bouncy Chicken is a single screen action game that kind of makes me think of pool.

Go Go Jump!!! (Switch)

Meet Dylan the dog.  He’s an overenthusiastic mutt who wants to win all the Jump Master badges.  With his owl mentor by his side, he’ll challenge all sorts of crazy cartoon animal characters like a hippie giraffe, goth dolphin, gangster rat, and more!  Go Go Jump!!! is a single screen jumping challenge where all you have to do is run and jump to avoid obstacles.  The game also has a madcap, tongue in cheek sense of humor, too.

RPM: Road Punk Mayhem (PS4)

This is a 2D vertically scrolling bullet hell shooter that looks like it could’ve come from the late 90s/early 2000s.  But instead of piloting a spaceship, this one has a post-apocalyptic setting.  Choose from three punks, each with their own skills (and possibly varying levels of sanity) as you drive a vehicle in the desert avoiding bullets and shooting down all manner of cars, motorcycles, tanks, monster trucks, and more!

Honeyland (Switch)

Help a bear get to his honey in this card based puzzle game on Switch.  On each level you are presented cards with numbers and arrows on them, and when you select one, your bear will move in that many spaces and go whatever direction it dictates.  If you can reach the honey, you’ll pass the level, with 30 levels in all.

Super Woden GP 2 (PS4)

Top down viewed racing games have always been a staple in arcades and consoles, with titles like Super Sprint, World Rally, Micro Machines, RC Pro-Am, Drift Out, and many more.  And now there’s the sequel to Super Woden GP, which I reviewed a couple of years ago. 

And that’s all for now!  Thanks for reading my reviews and posting ‘likes’ and comments on them!  I do appreciate it!  Later!  --Cary


 

Comments

daftman

08/07/2024 at 01:27 PM

Cyber Citizen Shockman Zero is certainly a mouthful of a title! But the game sounds pretty fun and that screenshot in your review definitely makes me think of Mega Man.

Cary Woodham

08/08/2024 at 07:10 AM

Yeah like I said, it reminds me of Mega Man and Power Rangers combined.  The music even kind of sounds like Mega Man X sometimes.  It's a decent little game.  Certainly something I would've rented back in the day.

SanAndreas

08/09/2024 at 10:19 PM

I was legit surprised by the Chili's BurgerTime game, especially given how obscure BurgerTime is nowadays (despite being re-released on modern hardware). 

Cary Woodham

08/10/2024 at 07:36 AM

I don't think BurgerTime is that obscure.  It was a HUGE hit in arcades, probably Data East's biggest.  I saw it everywhere in arcades back then, and I remember many console commercials using their version of BurgerTime as a selling point.  XSEED even published BurgerTime Party on the Switch a few years ago.

KnightDriver

08/10/2024 at 09:18 AM

Road Punk Mayhem looks interesting. I like vertical shooters and vehicles. 

Super Woden GP2 has an interesting isomentric view (at least in the screen shot you have) and I like its detail. 

Cary Woodham

08/11/2024 at 09:24 PM

Super Woden GP 2 may look good, but just wait until you play it. :)

KnightDriver

08/15/2024 at 10:31 AM

If it's too hard, I'll sigh and move on. 

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