Nice picture of the Butt and the girl on the bike... LOL.
Ben's thoughts on XBox one and female butts!
On 05/22/2013 at 08:38 PM by BrokenH See More From This User » |
So, gaming wise I haven’t been doing much lately. I’m not even excited about the whole “next generation console announcements’ sweeping the internet right now.
Okay, you deserve an opinion for reading this so I’ll give it to you. The Xbox1 looks brotastic and bro-fabulous. I’m sure for bros who like their Call Of Duties and their Maddens it’ll be the most brodacious thing ever! Alas, there’s still nasty rumors we’ll have to cough up an additional fee when playing used games (or when taking our games to a friend’s house) and that the console itself must log in to ease the minds of “Mommy & Daddy war-bucks” every 24 hours. Pretty much the Xbox 1 is a dude looking system that acts like an expensive prom-date suffering from an inflated sense of self worth. My erection is already deflated. Thanks Microsoft!
Put bluntly, I’ll be saving for a new pc and eventually a PS4! Even if these negative rumors aren’t as bad in the long run (Major Nelson and Phil Harrison are contradicting each other right now), I’ve never been 100% happy with the Microsoft business model in the first place.
I enjoy the freedom of being able to take my console with me on a vacation or to a friend‘s house . I like how a PS2,SNES,Genesis, and a 360 can play games even when there is no internet connection. I don’t want a “useless plastic brick” taking up my apartment space and that’s exactly what “online only consoles” will become after they’re no longer supported by their companies. I also don’t want to pay any “used game fees” on account they would make my rights as a consumer obsolete. Going to punish me for trying to save money, Microsoft? Well I guess you will not be getting any of my money at all!
If you are an Xbox1 apologist you can try to reason with me but be warned, I’m probably not going to budge!
DAT ASS
Beyond that, I’ve been obsessing about female butts! For people not in the know, I’m an ass-man. To clarify, there’s no “misogynist hate” going on here! (Well, unless you consider heterosexual male arousal to be misogyny. In that case you have countless issues to begin with!)
I know some of you may be uncomfortable with this revelation. If it does bother you, imagine that I’m a rich handsome debonair man with a tortured past! Ah, suddenly my ass fetish doesn’t seem so bad does it?! I got money, sophisticated poetic words, and roses, gurl! All I ask is you let me “tap dat ass“!
Now let me present the lyrics to this TLC song if it was found out “mr. scrub” was a well off brotha!
"Hey, mista scrub, can I give you a rub?
I swear this must be luv! I’ll be your angel
sent from above!
I know yo freaky, mr. scrub, but it’s all good!
Yo money makes me kinky like a gurl from
the hood!
Holler at me, mista scrub!
We can get kinky in my hot-tub!"
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