I love FFIX more than I love myself.
13 Years Later, And I'm Still Not Done
On 05/29/2013 at 10:43 PM by GamerGirlBritt See More From This User » |
How...HOW did this happen?
Alas, even my second favorite Final Fantasy has come back from the depths of the timeline to screw me over as per usual with these games as of late.
So...13 years after it's release, an obscure Final Fantasy IX sidequest has been discovered. Apparently some YouTuber uncovered it. Now, I'm almost positive this guy wasn't the first to find it considering there are some insane people out there that have probably dissected even the most minute aspects of the most complex and subliminal coding of this game. But I sure as hell never noticed it, and to think all these years I thought I 100% this game...well now, that just raises all kinds of paranoid suspicions that I probably haven't accomplished nearly as much as I think I have. Call it a Skyrim complex...
Infinitely Spawning Quests: A Completionist's Worst Nightmare
Okay, so here's the deal. Apparently whoever found the quest figured out it existed through Final Fantasy IX's Ultimania Guide, and we ALL know by now that those don't come to the West (imagine the bitterness in my voice). Anyways, the quest is triggered at the very beginning of Disc 4 (yeah, disc freaking 4). You gotta go to the Tantalus hideout in Lindblum (god I hate that town) after EVERY boss you fight or EVERY cutscene you see. By doing this tedious shit, you'll unlock some dialogue between the idiotic Nero family...who're trying to find...other members of the family. Yeah...because by now we all know that NPCs are incompetent creatures that can't do even the most menial tasks for themselves.
You end up meeting seven family members in total, but THAT means you NEED to begin the side quest with enough cutscenes or bosses left in the game in order to finish it to completion. Hence, Square putting this particular quest on Disc 4 to make the stakes that much higher. If not, you lose. Not literally...but yeah, no quest completion for you.
And after all that, wanna know what you get? Do you REALLY wanna know? Are you sureeee? Well, I'll tell ya!
...A protect ring.
Doesn't that you get you so excited to go play this game again?! A freaking Protect Ring guys! Nevermind the fact that you can find plenty of these throughout the story, and it probably won't serve much purpose since you're in Disc 4...
Aw, fuck.
So basically, this teaches all of us an important lesson about holding onto your paranoia and your conspiracy theories, because they might pay off one day way, way, WAY down the line.
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