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13 Years Later, And I'm Still Not Done


On 05/29/2013 at 10:43 PM by GamerGirlBritt

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How...HOW did this happen?

Alas, even my second favorite Final Fantasy has come back from the depths of the timeline to screw me over as per usual with these games as of late.

So...13 years after it's release, an obscure Final Fantasy IX sidequest has been discovered. Apparently some YouTuber uncovered it. Now, I'm almost positive this guy wasn't the first to find it considering there are some insane people out there that have probably dissected even the most minute aspects of the most complex and subliminal coding of this game. But I sure as hell never noticed it, and to think all these years I thought I 100% this game...well now, that just raises all kinds of paranoid suspicions that I probably haven't accomplished nearly as much as I think I have. Call it a Skyrim complex...

Infinitely Spawning Quests: A Completionist's Worst Nightmare

Okay, so here's the deal. Apparently whoever found the quest figured out it existed through Final Fantasy IX's Ultimania Guide, and we ALL know by now that those don't come to the West (imagine the bitterness in my voice). Anyways, the quest is triggered at the very beginning of Disc 4 (yeah, disc freaking 4). You gotta go to the Tantalus hideout in Lindblum (god I hate that town) after EVERY boss you fight or EVERY cutscene you see. By doing this tedious shit, you'll unlock some dialogue between the idiotic Nero family...who're trying to find...other members of the family. Yeah...because by now we all know that NPCs are incompetent creatures that can't do even the most menial tasks for themselves.

You end up meeting seven family members in total, but THAT means you NEED to begin the side quest with enough cutscenes or bosses left in the game in order to finish it to completion. Hence, Square putting this particular quest on Disc 4 to make the stakes that much higher. If not, you lose. Not literally...but yeah, no quest completion for you.

And after all that, wanna know what you get? Do you REALLY wanna know? Are you sureeee? Well, I'll tell ya!

...A protect ring.

Doesn't that you get you so excited to go play this game again?! A freaking Protect Ring guys! Nevermind the fact that you can find plenty of these throughout the story, and it probably won't serve much purpose since you're in Disc 4...

Aw, fuck.

So basically, this teaches all of us an important lesson about holding onto your paranoia and your conspiracy theories, because they might pay off one day way, way, WAY down the line.


 

Comments

Matt Snee Staff Writer

05/29/2013 at 10:45 PM

I love FFIX more than I love myself.  Tongue Out

GamerGirlBritt

05/29/2013 at 10:52 PM

It's my second favorite in the series, probably would've been the first if X didn't get that honor based off merit alone of being my first Final Fantasy ever. I love IX with a fervent passion.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

05/30/2013 at 12:17 AM

yeah, I love VII, IX and X, in no order.  I love VIII too, but it's kind of an abusive relationship.  Tongue Out

GamerGirlBritt

05/30/2013 at 07:33 PM

I'm sure it is an abusive relationship. That's why I got out of it while I still could.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

05/30/2013 at 08:49 PM

I've loved FFVIII for so long and we have so much history, it would hurt too much to let it go.  Tongue Out

Super Step Contributing Writer

05/29/2013 at 10:53 PM

Oh, I know to hold on to paranoia. Those goddamn lizard men aren't stealing my cookies, no sir!

But yeah, that sounds pretty pointless. I'd just pretend it didn't exist and say I hundred-percented everything that actually mattered.

GamerGirlBritt

05/29/2013 at 11:03 PM

I feel that. Maybe when I eventually replay it I'll do it. Assuming I remember it exists that is...

asrealasitgets

05/29/2013 at 11:10 PM

I'm glad I'm not one of those quest completionist fellows. Didn't you have to find treasure in a certain order or not open treasure chests to find Ultimate Weapons in FF12? That's crazy talk. As I write there are dozens of uncompleted quests in Xenoblade Chronicles that I don't ever plan on completing either. I feel sorry for the dude that does, cuz I just don't have that kind of time. Alas, FF9, how I miss thee.

GamerGirlBritt

05/29/2013 at 11:16 PM

Yeah, OCD must be a real bitch. I couldn't live the life of a completionist. I'm too impatient/lazy/socially competent. I STILL need to give Xenoblade Chronicles a go, and I really want to, but something about it being on the Wii just turns me off. I don't know, guess you can't really judge a game by the system it's on (kidding, you totally can) so hopefully I'll get around to it eventually. Been hearing good things. An HD FFIX is also up there on the list of dream things that probably won't ever happen.

leeradical42

05/29/2013 at 11:19 PM

See im the opposite i would start the damn game over just to complete it cause i would know i didnt complete the game, thats the good things about trophies and achievements but on the flip side these games on the older systems made you work for your completion and even then you had your doubts. 

GamerGirlBritt

05/29/2013 at 11:31 PM

That's probably what I love most about these older games. Beating them and getting past certain things actually feel like an accomplishment rather than an obligatory grind and descension into insanity. And you know, maybe that description of modern games is a little over the top, but incorrect? I don't think it is.

BrokenH

05/29/2013 at 11:23 PM

Hnhhhh my brain meats....they hurt! (head explodes) But hey, I got a protect ring! (Vacant stare & dopey smile as I give a thumbs up. It's all muscle memory at this point!)

GamerGirlBritt

05/29/2013 at 11:34 PM

Oh muscle memory. Best description of the toothgrinding monotony that is level grinding. That is, until it surpasses muscle memory and turns into extremely mindnumbing repetitiveness that eventually contributes to muscle stiffness. And then you die like that. Poor kids.

BrokenH

05/29/2013 at 11:41 PM

Funny, they say with age comes patience. Yet I don't have the will-power to grind and farm as much as I used to. lol.

TheMart22

05/29/2013 at 11:36 PM

I've never played IX but seriously considering grabbing it off PSN to play on my Vita. Not really sure why I never got around to it seeing as I have enjoyed (mostly) all the FF games i've experienced

GamerGirlBritt

05/29/2013 at 11:40 PM

This is one of the ultimates man. I'll admit, it's not for everyone, but mostly everyone loves it. If someone didn't like this game they either couldn't get over the art style or they just haven't played it. There is very little I don't like about this game. And I can find a major flaw in almost anything, so that's saying something. I highly recommend it.

gigantor21

05/29/2013 at 11:47 PM

LOL u mad? XD

Seriously, though, I can't believe that this is just now a thing.

GamerGirlBritt

05/30/2013 at 10:57 AM

That's what I'm saying. How did NO ONE discover this earlier? It's a little ridiculous.

Chris Yarger Community Manager

05/30/2013 at 06:31 AM

Wow, I never knew that quest existed and this is by far my all time favorite Final Fantasy. Thanks for the heads up Britt, now I need to go do that quest!

GamerGirlBritt

05/30/2013 at 10:58 AM

No problem! Guess that Final Fantasy news tab in google chrome actually served a purpose for once.

V4Viewtiful

05/30/2013 at 09:08 AM

I only have 3 main FF's under my belt (III, IV, VI) and 4 spinoffs, i've only started 8 and 12. You really, really need to get Xenoblade a go, once you leave the first town you'll seee some splended environments, the gameplay isn't bad either.

GamerGirlBritt

05/30/2013 at 11:00 AM

Started 8 and 12? At the same time? Oh man. I couldn't imagine playing those two right up against each other. 8 is just bad and 12 is just a huge ass game. Well, once you get done with those I'd highly recommend IX or X. But yeah Xenoblade will have it's time eventually.

V4Viewtiful

05/30/2013 at 11:14 AM

I had to do 8 again after being put off years ago, and 12 was because i still hadn't played it yet. I'll eventually give up on 8 because the junction stuff is lame busy-work. I'll go back to 9, from last year, i'm at that bit in the forest after the crash.

GamerGirlBritt

05/30/2013 at 01:01 PM

Evil Forest huh? Still in the early going. That's arguably my least favorite part of the game, but it gets much, much better.

GeminiMan78

05/30/2013 at 08:32 PM

The thing is about the junction system is you just don't use magic. Sounds crazy I know, but  basically you 'll get to a point where you can have 3 GFs on each of your main active people. Put the right three on these guys and junction the strongest spells you can, and your party will be obscenely over powered. I didn't figure this out till replaying it years later, and at one point I was like "is this and old save with gameshark codes running". You can get Squall's accuracy stat which effects his critical hit to 250%. Your party will be so fast and strong you'll be tearing through tough boss's with just regular attacks.

Chunopo

05/30/2013 at 10:30 AM

This is an awesome concept, I wish/ hope other games out there have similar lost tasks/ quests. What a way for a developer to give a game of that age more replayability. Not the biggest Final Fantasy fan in the world but I can imagine little bits of tantalising level structure in other classics.

GamerGirlBritt

05/30/2013 at 11:04 AM

Not the biggest Final Fantasy fan? Who is, man? We're not fans, just unfortunate souls bound by obsessive obligation that starts out as pleasure, but always turns into emptiness eventually. It's quite depressing really.

But anyways...

I was quite shocked when this turned up, and I'm interested in seeing how much stuff got overlooked elsewhere.

GeminiMan78

05/30/2013 at 03:19 PM

Yeah was not aware of this one. The only one I know of and have yet to attempt has to do with getting to the end of the game or beating it in under 30 hrs, which gets you a sword called Protect the Queen, which is supposed give your an extended alternate ending. FF9 is easily one of the toughest in the series other that 4. You'd have to give up any lv grinding or weapon hunting to pull this off. Which would make this deed even harder.

GamerGirlBritt

05/30/2013 at 04:18 PM

Yup. There's also the Excalibur II which you have to speed run through the game in under 12 hours to get. Quite pointless.

smartcelt

06/01/2013 at 11:31 AM

Such a great and highly underrated RPG. I want to take another shot at it. The characters and story are wonderful. Had this one in my PS3 hard drive when it died. Next time I'm getting the disk version. Should never have traded it in the first place.

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