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The Drunken Aussie Returns


On 06/20/2013 at 01:41 PM by Blake Turner

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 Im drunk!!!! Dies it scare yuou that I'm studying to be an elementayr teacher? It probably should...

 Anywasy, how be you guys? I love you guyse. You guys rock! Best guys since 1up. COZ YOU ARE !YO GUY!~!!!  Thats cray cray.

 But yes. Video games!!!! Theyre awesome. Im awesome. Awesaome is awesome!!!! How awesome isa awesomeness? Very!!!! Yes!!!! Yes!!!!! I feel sickl,

 Anyways!!! I just bought this shirt. http://www.rodeoarcade.com/collections/total-biscuit/products/total-biscuit-archmage-tee thje bakc pg yjr sdhot os a,azogn!!!!

BIVLT! JOPIC PIKCLKEBIT!!!!

OIH SHOTR I CSNT TUPD!!!!

AHHHH!!!!!

OH!

Whoo!!!! UJm UADWM!~!~~ IN A SRTIOP TEON BVECDUADHYE I CNSNR SPEIKJRJ!!!!


 

Comments

Travis Hawks Senior Editor

06/20/2013 at 01:46 PM

My favorite blog series returns!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:39 PM

but this bleg suck~!!!!

Casey Curran Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 01:47 PM

One day we need to do a Drunk Blake vs Drunk Greenman.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:39 PM

lets plan it and well get resally drunk and fo id!!!

KnightDriver

06/21/2013 at 03:48 AM

Yes please! I'll get my lawn chair out for the show.

transmet2033

06/20/2013 at 01:54 PM

If I understand correctly...  videogames are awesome!!!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:39 PM

theyre really artr! thats why o write abot them!

V4Viewtiful

06/20/2013 at 01:56 PM

BTW as an Aussie how do you feel about Mad Max being a Yankee?

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:37 PM

I donyt ,inf because mel gibson is and asshile!

V4Viewtiful

06/20/2013 at 02:43 PM

Hey, we all need oneSmile

... wait, what?Foot in Mouth

Townz90

06/20/2013 at 03:26 PM

Sorry to be that guy but as a proud Brit I must state that Tom Hardy is English ...

Matt Snee Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:15 PM

i think I need to get drunk to be able to read this. 

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:38 PM

probakr!!!!

Super Step Contributing Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:21 PM

I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure the word "cunt" is in there somewhere. I hope you learn them school chillen' good. Cheers.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 02:38 PM

No, that wasn up[[ose to be can't

BrokenH

06/20/2013 at 02:41 PM

You're an Aus so I would be more surprised by a blog that announced "Oi,I'm sober!". Tongue Out

Btw,that is an awesome shirt,blue magus! You are classy!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:43 PM

The back of that shirt is awesome. One of the screenshots says: "A GODDAMN STARFISH!!!"

daftman

06/20/2013 at 03:28 PM

The most impressive thing here, I think, is the coherence of the title Tongue Out

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:45 PM

I got through the title and the first two words without a mistake as well! Come on, I deserve props for that.

Chris Iozzi Staff Alumnus

06/20/2013 at 03:57 PM

epic

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:46 PM

Which is exactly of the opposite of how my stomach feels right now.

jgusw

06/20/2013 at 05:09 PM

That shirt is nice. Cool

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:46 PM

Damn right it is :)

Halochief90

06/20/2013 at 06:34 PM

Your writing certainly sounds drunk. You can't fake something this well!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:48 PM

You really can't...

brighat

06/20/2013 at 06:38 PM

What's it like to live in a little town like Armidale? I did a Google Search. Seems like a quiet, unassuming place. Not too many palm trees.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:44 PM

It's a town full of university students, it's far from quiet lol. It's cold, but it is a really nice looking town.

Chunopo

06/20/2013 at 09:04 PM

And he has been sorley missed. It's also not too shocking that you plan to teach primary school kids, in this career you will find that alcohol will be your friend, mentor and lover all rolled in to one long necked beechwood aged beauty.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:47 PM

Alcohol is your lover? Those bottles don't look like something I want to get stuck in...

Chunopo

06/20/2013 at 09:59 PM

Damn I set myself up for a little weiner fall there didn't I........ I meant keg......... yeah that'll do, a beer keg, one of those old wooden ones with a massive hole in the top. Splinters though...

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 10:10 PM

Painful!!! Also, isn't a massive hole worse? At least with the small hole you can feel it.

Chunopo

06/20/2013 at 10:43 PM

ahem.... well when your as big as..... oh who am I kidding.

ThatKidOverThere

06/20/2013 at 09:17 PM

Go home Blake, You're drunk.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 09:47 PM

 Lol! Surprised no one else said that!

Alex-C25

06/20/2013 at 11:16 PM

I think you could be a good friend with Drunk Shadow.

smartcelt

06/20/2013 at 11:40 PM

That shirt is pretty awesome,gotta admit. When I was in Perth I learned one thing about drinking there. The locals seemed to prefer Emu beer. They told us Fosters was for "royalists" and that it sucked ass. Not wanting to offend we drank Emu. Not too bad,it got us royally hammered so perhaps we were still royalists.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/20/2013 at 11:52 PM

Never even heard of Emu beer. Must be a Western Australia thing. Fosters is pretty damn terrible though. And I was drinking vodka last night. Finished the whole bottle, which I kind of regret now.

Bilbasaur

06/21/2013 at 03:50 AM

Well, this just mostly makes me sad that I wasn't there lol. And I think I saw my name in there somewhere? I miss drunk Blake lol.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/21/2013 at 09:45 AM

I spent like hours on the phone with you. You got most of it. Also, your wasnt mentioned.

Bilbasaur

06/22/2013 at 02:11 AM

I'm well aware of that lol. It was kind of amusing. And alright, I just read this- BIVLT! JOPIC PIKCLKEBIT!!!! - as Bilby something pixlbit lol. And I didn't get the getting drunk bit! Just the "you can't stand up/fell out of bed repeatedly" bit :P

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