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Stealth Bastard Deluxe Steam Key!


On 06/21/2013 at 12:53 AM by Blake Turner

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 So I just bought the new humble indie bundle, but I already have Stealth Bastard Deluxe. Faced with a dillemma, I decided that the best way to sort out who to give it to would be to hold a competition! Also, since I'm a vain twat, the competition shall be to see whoever can write the best poem me! It should be humerous more than loving, and I don't really care how "mean" it is. Just have fun!


 

Comments

carro1

06/21/2013 at 01:48 AM

roses are red
violets are blue
gibe key plox
or i report u 

Matt Snee Staff Writer

06/21/2013 at 04:11 AM

it's a shame

they made Stealth bastard

change his name. 

still, I don't know if I'll play it

But I gotta own everything,

I just gotta say it. 

asrealasitgets

06/21/2013 at 04:14 AM



wins steam key,
whatsacow is cool.
lose steam key,
whatsacow is stealth bastard deluxe!
 

Ryan Bunting Staff Alumnus

06/21/2013 at 08:39 AM
With wallets unslaked, with black lips baked,
We could nor laugh nor wail;
Through utter drought all dumb we stood!
I bit my arm, I sucked the blood,
And cried, A sale! a sale!

 

With wallets unslaked, with black lips baked,
Agape they heard me call:
Gramercy! they for joy did grin,
And all at once their Steam games drew in.
As they were playing all.

transmet2033

06/21/2013 at 09:21 AM

this drunken aussie

wants a poem, for something

I could buy myself

Townz90

06/21/2013 at 11:41 AM

rub  a dub dub, thanks for the ....key?

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/24/2013 at 07:50 AM

The winner has been chosen. Everyone else... buy the bundle, it's cheap as shit.

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