Not enough Nair in the world to fight this.

On 06/25/2013 at 01:26 PM by smartcelt

Chinese women have taken to a new product to help ward off pervs on the subway. Hosiery that is covered in hair to make it look like they are a tiny Sasquatch or something. I guess on those trains it is so cramped that women get groped pretty often. They have almost had to accept it as the norm it's gone on for so long. But not now! I guess even pervs have their limits. They have no interest in touching legs that look like Robin Williams back. Seems fool-proof doesn't it? But hey....wait....someone seems to be making his way to the train now. Oh hell,not that guy!

Oh thank God it's just a statue. Thought we had a problem for a moment there. It seems silly women would have to resort to such measures to be treated with respect,huh? Maybe it's just a cultural thing with Chinese men. Can't understand how they get away with such crap. But now we have another problem brewing. Someone else has gotten wind of this situation. Could it possibly get any worse? Perhaps it could...................................

Harry doesn't seem to mind those legs. I think you've got him a bit overexcited here.

What I'm listening to today..................

Jamie Alston Staff Writer

06/25/2013 at 01:32 PM

I guess that first pic is a still shot of the new made-for-TV movie...Harry and the Hendersons: Lost in Hong Kong. LOL.

smartcelt

06/25/2013 at 02:11 PM

When I was in Hong Kong I remember one thing about the train. When I walked through it I felt like a giant. I was the only American on this train. I'm 6'4" so to them I looked like a big tree with legs.

Ranger1

Wayde, women have been getting groped on crowded subways, trains, and buses in the US for many years, too. A friend of a friend grabbed one guy's hand and held it up and yelled: "Who belongs to this?" at the top of her lungs on the NYC subway once.

06/25/2013 at 02:08 PM

Yeah,I guess it's a global type of offense. I've seen guys do it at concerts before. Led to some drunken brawls,too.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

06/25/2013 at 01:33 PM

every girl I know who lived in NYC got groped on the train. jerks are everywhere, I guess. I think a lot of women just grin and bear it, unfortunately.

06/25/2013 at 02:12 PM

Seems like New York women would punch guys in the face. Well,maybe if they had friends with them. You never know about crazies on subways.

Chris Yarger Community Manager

06/25/2013 at 01:47 PM

I keep seeing those legging's everywhere online.. lol

06/25/2013 at 02:14 PM

My first thought was that it was imagery from some freaky fetish site. One that caters to dudes who are into very hairy women.

Super Step Contributing Writer

06/25/2013 at 02:03 PM

Yeah, crowded spaces make for bold pervs, sadly everywhere, I thought these were for Japan, because I've always heard of their problems with this, but wow. Sad.

06/25/2013 at 02:15 PM

I'm sure the Japanese will latch onto these. Japanese pervs are so freaky deaky they might like it,though.

Homelessrook

06/25/2013 at 06:32 PM

LOL. I think I own a pair of those already, wait, no that is just my legs.LOL.

Chunopo

06/25/2013 at 09:06 PM

I ve never fully understood that, it's not like you walk past a cafe and have an irrepressible urge to touch someones cake becase it looks so tasty (not a euphemism!)

KnightDriver

06/26/2013 at 03:33 AM

Ya know, some people, or its, would like to get groped. Look at poor Cousin It. No one loves it. I bet it would feel a real member of our society if it would only get groped once on the bus. So if you see Cousin It, grope It. It's the least you can do, it really is.

Cousin It

NSonic79

07/07/2013 at 09:34 PM

Yikes! that's how bad it's become over there? Women must restort to THIS to keep pervs from touching them. Too bad they can't do anything more severe. Like shooting them...

PixlBit