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Mothman, have you been drinking again? Whaddayamean again!?!


On 06/29/2013 at 06:54 PM by mothman

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Warning: Ramblings of a madman ahead

To paraphrase H. D. Thoreau "There is no remedy for drink but to drink more!" Truer words were never spoken. LOL Is Truer even a word. Ok Word says it is and it's actually called Word so let's go with that.

Seriously, it's the Canada Day long weekend up here in the Unsightly State of Canadia. I've been running around since 7 this morning getting ready for the move on Tuesday and  I'm just about knackered. Mixed feelings about leaving my current home of 14 years to move into a brand new townhouse complex that is still under construction. 

The screaming of the adolescent girl on on side of us every time she jumps into the pool and the drunken party on the other side which has already reached  heights of incoherence unknown to mankind  tells me we made the right decision.

Fuck me Freddie! I drink but if I ever get to the point where English is a second language take me out and shoot me.

Conversation with the old guy next door. We'll call him Dave because, well, that's his name so why not?

Me: Hey Dave, how are ya? 

Dave: Ahhmfaahhnowaaryooooo?

Me: Not as good you apparently.

As for the kid, hey you might want to save your screams for when something really bad happens to you or no one is going to respond.

Anyway I'm off to Animal Crossing where I can actually understand what my neighbours are saying and nobody fucking screams.

Oh shit, I left a can of beer in the freezer! Later friends.


 

Comments

Aboboisdaman

06/29/2013 at 07:01 PM

Don't feel bad Pete. My new neighbors downstairs are psycho. I hear them fighting all the time. I guess it's better than listening to the demonic, schizophrenic banshee that used to constantly be screaming at imaginary people to get the F out... but not by much lol. I will be joining you in a drunken state soon.

mothman

06/29/2013 at 07:08 PM

We need a virtual pub up in here!

mothman

06/29/2013 at 08:26 PM

Here's the "not silly" reply to your comment:

Yep, I know I'm not that bad off really. There's always someone who's worse off than me. The old "I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet." It doesn't mean we have to like it though.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

06/29/2013 at 07:08 PM

damn, 14 years?  that's a long time.  I hope you like your new place. moving is rough.  I'm glad I moved out here though. 

wish I was drunk as hell.

Ranger1

06/29/2013 at 08:19 PM

I like my new neighbors, they're very quiet. As opposed to the ones in the city, of which the landlord and his wife were the noisiest. She kicked in his door once before they were livinbg together. Screeches like a fishwife at the top of her lungs, vaccuums at odd hours like 5 am directly over what she knew to be our bed, etc. He liked to gun his Harley outside our open kitchen window and frequently drove home the one mile from the bar so drunk that he dumped said Harley in the driveway not once but twice in the same evening. I still think he was the one that clipped my truck and never said anything about it. Oh, and the party girls on the corner with the non-stop stream of frat boys in and out of their house, all yelling at the tops of their lungs. Nope, don't miss any of them in the least.

mothman

06/29/2013 at 08:55 PM

Been there, done that, got the T. Shirt and the scars to prove it. Sartre was right when he wrote "Hell is other people".  Of course the accepted meaning of those words is that we cannot escape the torment of those around us, but it works for me. :)

Personally I prefer Hemingways "I drink to make other people more interesting" but I'm off on a tangent now. Taxi!

Super Step Contributing Writer

06/29/2013 at 08:23 PM

That's what I always hated about living in dorms through college: fucking neighbors. Undecided At least I had a uniform that said "I'm here to tell you to shut the fuck up cause it's 4am." Laughing

mothman

06/29/2013 at 08:57 PM

One of my friends back in Toronto bought himself a house beside a graveyard. Best Neighbors ever!

BrokenH

06/29/2013 at 09:22 PM

Wow, quite the lively place. lol. So, changing "drunken party noise" for  "loud construction work noise"? Eh, guess it balances out. Tongue Out So long as you & the fam are happy,Pete!

Homelessrook

06/29/2013 at 10:05 PM

Peter have you been drinking again?lol. I have not had a drink since 1 July 2011. Now I can not drink anymoe anyway so.... Some people, right? Anyway. Have a good weekend.

mothman

06/30/2013 at 07:58 PM

No probs Larry. I'll drink enough for both of us. What are friends for?

Homelessrook

06/30/2013 at 08:15 PM

Thanks buddy!

leeradical42

06/29/2013 at 10:36 PM

Well yall all be grateful you didnt have me as a neighbor back in the day i played drums 24/7 lol!!

GeminiMan78

06/30/2013 at 03:18 AM

Sometimes a change in enviroment is the best thing. I had a bit of a gypsy up bringing so picking up and moving is second nature to me. I think 12 years is the longest I have ever lived in a single place. Been back in New Orleans for about 2 years now and I hope to move to the Washington-Oregon area in a few years. I have lived in the south all my life but I just can't handle this heat anymore. Hope the new place is everything that you hoped it would be.

C.S.3590SquadLeader

07/01/2013 at 02:07 PM

Geez, that sounds like some of the people I was loathed to call neighbors. Hope you have lots of good times at the new place!

mothman

07/08/2013 at 06:57 PM

We're settling in. Still living in boxes but they are dwindling. :) 

NSonic79

07/08/2013 at 06:46 PM

and that's why I don't bother with my neighbors. I'm greatful that most of the are elderly folk that keep to themselves as well.

mothman

07/08/2013 at 06:59 PM

That's what we thought when we moved into the old house. Nice quiet neighbourhood we thought. Boy were we wrong.

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