Don't feel bad Pete. My new neighbors downstairs are psycho. I hear them fighting all the time. I guess it's better than listening to the demonic, schizophrenic banshee that used to constantly be screaming at imaginary people to get the F out... but not by much lol. I will be joining you in a drunken state soon.
Mothman, have you been drinking again? Whaddayamean again!?!
On 06/29/2013 at 06:54 PM by mothman See More From This User » |
Warning: Ramblings of a madman ahead
To paraphrase H. D. Thoreau "There is no remedy for drink but to drink more!" Truer words were never spoken. LOL Is Truer even a word. Ok Word says it is and it's actually called Word so let's go with that.
Seriously, it's the Canada Day long weekend up here in the Unsightly State of Canadia. I've been running around since 7 this morning getting ready for the move on Tuesday and I'm just about knackered. Mixed feelings about leaving my current home of 14 years to move into a brand new townhouse complex that is still under construction.
The screaming of the adolescent girl on on side of us every time she jumps into the pool and the drunken party on the other side which has already reached heights of incoherence unknown to mankind tells me we made the right decision.
Fuck me Freddie! I drink but if I ever get to the point where English is a second language take me out and shoot me.
Conversation with the old guy next door. We'll call him Dave because, well, that's his name so why not?
Me: Hey Dave, how are ya?
Dave: Ahhmfaahhnowaaryooooo?
Me: Not as good you apparently.
As for the kid, hey you might want to save your screams for when something really bad happens to you or no one is going to respond.
Anyway I'm off to Animal Crossing where I can actually understand what my neighbours are saying and nobody fucking screams.
Oh shit, I left a can of beer in the freezer! Later friends.
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