it is a great film but I didn't like it as much as I hoped. I had really high expectations. I have some problems with it, but overall I think it's a great film, and I am a big Superman fan.
Man of Steel Angry Rant
On 06/30/2013 at 07:34 PM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
How the fuck did this film get 55 on metacritic. Did these people watch the fucking film? I saw a bunch of user ratings saying "We don't like Zack Snyder, 0 out of 10," and others saying "Perry White is Black? BOYCOTT!!" Anyway, users aren't what I care about, because they were parented by the country music channel and are therefore racist, ignorant, autistic buffoons. What I care about are some of the actual critics reviews. "This film was just not fun." DID YOU SEE SUPERMAN GET PUNCHED THROUGH THREE FUCKING BUILDINGS?! Did you see the whole intro on Krypton? Did you see the shit tonne of jokes in the film? Instead of knocking a dude out, Clark impales his truck through three telegraph poles. I had a smile on my face throughout the entire film. It's not the film's fault you're an insufferable twat. "There was no emotion in the film." What? When young Clark was freaking the fuck out because he could see his teacher's muscles and bones and hid in a closet. The many conversations with both of his fathers spring to mind. THAT FUCKING ENDING!!! No emotion? Do you have aspergers you backwards cunt? Because not being able to perceive emotions is the only way you could come to that conclusion.
Now for the biggest criticism levelled at this film. "It's too much like a Dark Knight film." To which I ask how? Is it because it's an origin story with some tragedy? Dude. Did you read superman in the nineties? He was darker than batman in some instances. He is Superman here. He doesn't fuck around, he is shining beacon of moral integrity. He does what has to be done. He isn't Batman in this film. The film isn't as dark as the dark knight films were either. or as realistic. As I said before, flying through petrol tanks, throwing semi trailers at each other among other things are not realistic. These are the best action scenes I have ever seen in a superhero film. The Batman films have the worst. This film is more fun than the Batman films. And the only people I can see having a problem with this film is people who haven't read the comics, and have only watched the movies. Sure some characters are only there to cross off a box on a checklist, but they will be necessary in the next film, and it's easier to set them up now.
This is the second best superhero movie I've seen, and it is definitely the best Superman film EVER. I don't know what the critics were smoking, but this is a great film, and if you like superman, you need to see this now.
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