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 On 07/04/2013 at 11:53 PM by Super Step See More From This User » |
Cause I got nothin'.
When trippin on shrooms do you see monochrome rainbows or multi-colored shadows?
I have never tripped on shrooms, but a guy I knew in high school once saw a leprechaun climbing a ladder in the middle of the road we were on. So rainbows, I guess.
I take it you own a copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon? If not, that will also probably answer your question.
Got the reference I see. Crafty devil!
What are the three questions that make her want to kiss me???
(This is what the banner ad is on your blog for me right now and I figure you must know and can save me from going to that site to get the info!)
In my case, I've only ever needed one. "Hey baby, do Sinead O'Connor's curtains match her drapes?"
whats your favourite term for masterbation. Mine is 'hand to gland combat'
That's a good one! lol
It's a lot cuter and more optimistic than my pet name for it: "eugenics."
How much wood would a woodchuck pay a well-trained team of martial-artist gerbil fetishists to break into perfectly unifrom toothpicks using the power of clone-Hitler's brain that's been floating in a jar full of rancid prune juice and stale chocolate-chips that they hooked up to a car battery?
Please show your work.
A LOT.
"Could you please go read my new blog?"
Kind of a dumb question, since I know you'll do that anyway.
Yeah, I will, but I'm not gonna like it. 
Just kiddin' Cary, I like your blogs, I'll read it some time today as I'm going through my messages, for sure.
Do you have a fetish we should know about?
Well, an ex girlfriend was into BDSM, but when I bought ice cream so we could re-enact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray, she said we weren't at that point in the relationship, and I wound up eating ice cream in my boxers.
So now I have a fetish for eating ice cream in my boxers, cause that's what I've trained my mind to think is hot, kinky sex, to avoid the disappointing reality.
Think about me the next time you eat ice cream, Blake.
Oh I will ;)
LOL
Are bronies just "colorful eccentrics" or are they truly disturbed individuals?
Both, how they act on it it depends on which pony they worship. For instance, many call upon Fluttershy when they need to kill without thought.
She's gonna fuck you up.It's always the quiet ones
My serious answer: If Andrew W.K., members of our military, and at least one Youtube comedian I enjoy (BlackNerd) like something, who am I to judge? I think most of them note the irony in grown men watching a six year old girls' show, but apparently it has something for everyone, and while I've never watched it, I am currently following along with a 30+ year old man in re-watching a kid's show I didn't even grow up with (Avatar) so who am I to point fingers, really?
... but mostly yeah, they're disturbed individuals. I mean I love Andrew W.K., but have you fucking seen the guy? Jesus.
I got one for you.
Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
Sure, just hafta make sure it fits into the finite amount of calories I can consume without becoming a very fat snowman (honkey).
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