They need to make these games more awesome like they did with Dead Space. The first two had no cover and didn't give me enough ammo to shoot things. Then the third comes and is full of explosions with me not doing stuff and I always have enough ammo to shoot things.
The Worst Games Ever
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 On 07/17/2013 at 02:59 AM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
Wassup niggas (It's funny because they aren't really people!) I made a list of the worst games ever.
The Last of Us: So these are the guys that made Uncharted, but I was really confused because there were like very little bullets, and the game was scary, and the story was just stupid. Where's the good guy? Why is it so depressing? Why can't the main dude just shoot everything and say one liners? It's boring, and I hate it.
Mass Effect 3: I bought this game because there was a space marine on the cover, but most of the game is talking! I tried to skip the cutscenes but they wanted me to choose shit! It was horrible! I don't give a fuck about the creepers or whatever they're called, I just want to kill things! Also, why would anyone play as anything other than a soldier? I hate it when games try to give me variety! There was sex in the game though... that's good. They should call this game Mass Errect LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent: Ok guys, I love horror games. Resident Evil 6 is like my favourite game ever! And I really thought Gears of War was scary as shit! But this game is just awful! There are monsters, but you can't fight them. You have to run from them. What are we, foreigners? NO IM A AMERICAN! I DONT FUCKING RUN! I FIGHT! THESE THINGS LOOK DIFFERENT TO ME, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL THEM!!!!
Spec Ops: The Line: Ok, this game started off awesomely, but then I found out the bad guys were American. That's just wrong. America is the good guys! We're awesome and kick ass and everyone loves us! We should be shooting Muslims because they don't worship Jesus, which means they worship the devil and are going to hell. I do like there stance on women though. Beating women is fun.
Serious Sam 3: Why doesn't my health regenerate? Why is there no cover? Why is there no progression in the multiplayer? That's just bad design guys! Next thing we know there'll be games without violence. What would be the point in that? Also, no kinnect support? Wtf is this guys, the 90's?
Remember Me: You play as a girl, and she isn't naked? Wtf? She should at least be in a bikini. They made me kiss a dude as well, which is gay! Gay people are evil too. I beat up a gay guy the other day for looking at me. Pretty sure he was trying to brainwash me into being a faggot. Either that or he was going to rape me! All gay people are rapists. No wonder they're all going to hell. Not me though! I judged someone and acted violenty and ignorantly. God would love me!
Binding of Isaac: Ok, so the mom in this game got instructions from god to kill her son, like Noah did. Or was it Jacob? I don't know. I go to church every wednesday, but I've never actually read the bible. Still, I'm a motherfucking christian! Anyway, you play as the son, which means you're the bad guy because you're going against god. That's pretty fucked up. I love god, and I feel like by playing this game I'm going against him. This game should be banned!
Anyway, what are your worst games ever? Let me know guys! I don't really care about what you say though, I just want comments because I have no friends in real life and I'm really close to comitting suicide and I just want someone to talk to because I'm so lonely and depressed. Even though I'm 14, have never had anything bad happen in my life and live in a wealthy home with parents who love me. GIVE ME ATTENTION!
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