I find it weird that people still buy those magazines about celebrities. Firstly, have these people never heard of the internet? You know that place where you can find out about all that kind of shit for free? I used to understand people wanting to read them while on the toilet, but guess what! They invented something to get around that. It's called a fucking smart phone, and most people in the world have one! I also find it disconcerting that people think that buying these magazines is normal. Yes, obsessing over every detail of someone you've never met's life is totally fucking normal. And healthy. Oh, and even better, they put puzzles in these magazines. If you are actually compelled to read speculations about an out of context photo of Prince Williams talking to a random woman in a public location, I'm sorry but you are far to fucking brain dead to complete a crossword.
When people ask me what my favourite part of the bible is, I say the part where Jesus dies. I like that the author is willing to kill off such a major character from his work. Yeah, I know he came back, and I think that's kind of a cop out. It just shows that George R. R. Martin has more balls than god. Oh, and while we're on the subject, I call bullshit on Jesus being resurrected. He didn't even look like Jesus! He's just some random dude who ran up to the Apostles and said “Look, Look! I have holes in my hand, I'm the Messiah!” And because the Apostles were used to following ignorant dribble they believed him. That bit where Jesus rose up to heaven? That's just the Apostles realising that they'd just been following a crazy homeless guy around for a couple of days and didn't want to admit it, so they just kind of wrote him out.
Does anyone else find peoples obsession with glorifying the military disturbing? I mean we make heroes out of people who decided they want to kill people for money. That's a little fucked up. You can say they're protecting our nation all you want, it doesn't change the fact that most of them commit more murders than Charles Manson over shit that makes about as much sense as the Manson murders. “Yeah, uh, you've got a resource that we kind of want, and I know you need it more than us, but we're going to take it anyway.” “Yeah, those guys over there think we should reconsider the way we run things so we're going to kill people who have nothing to do with our argument!” “See those guys over their? They're Christian, like us, but they happen to think Jesus is the son of god, rather than god himself. They deserve to die because they're opinion on something that is open to interpretation and doesn't even remotely effect me is wrong!”
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