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Monday Mourning: The Five Worst Games Ever Made


On 07/22/2013 at 03:18 AM by Blake Turner

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There is obviously far too much positivity on the internet, so to counterbalance it, I thought I'd bring some bile and vitriol to the table. Some games are just terrible, and it's up to us as gamers to collectively shame the artistic visions of those far more talented than ourselves.

So, here's a list of the five worst games that have ever existed. 

 This is essentially a rewrite of the blog I posted a little while back, but with more jokes, more satire, it's better written and with more varied games which means more varied jokes. Check it out! Please? I'll pay you in back rubs!


 

Comments

Homelessrook

07/22/2013 at 08:55 AM

You know what? Fuck gaming period... Games suck ass! All of them... What a waste of time...Tongue Out

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/22/2013 at 09:01 AM

Yeah! Who needs em!

Casey Curran Staff Writer

07/22/2013 at 06:27 PM

I love how you have a tag that says satire followed by one saying this is obviously satire.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/22/2013 at 07:38 PM

Yeah David added that. Looking at what he puts in the tags often makes me giggle :)

BrokenH

07/22/2013 at 06:49 PM

Can I get in on the hate too? (satire troll face)  Money Mouth

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/22/2013 at 07:38 PM

Sure Ben. We all know you hate women :p

Alex-C25

07/22/2013 at 11:09 PM

Stay snarky Blake.

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