I Feel Like Pissing People Off, So Here's More Opinions
Those of you who followed me at 1up may remember a blog entitled, "I Feel Like Pissing People Off, So Here's Opinions," which was exactly what it sounded like. Well, I thought it was about time to give a part two to this because well that's just the kind of guy I am.
- Skyward Sword sucked. You already planning your rebuttle, you're the one I'm talking to. You don't give the game a fair shake, you loved it the second you saw Miyamoto struggling to play the game. Fact of the matter is, when Link swinging the opposite direction as I just did and that has him hit an electric weapon and die is as common as it is, there is no way for the game to be anything but shit. If that game took out every Zelda reference and was a Move game, it would be trashed more than PS All Stars Battle Royale
- Choosing Vita over 3DS or really any current gen system you don't own right now is stupid.
- People who think we should still boycott Xbox One even though they did exactly what we asked them to are fanboys who would have backed Sony if the situations are reversed.
- That said, getting a PS4 only because you just want on next gen console is perfectly acceptable since spending $100 more on an Xbox One over getting a PS4 is even more idiotic.
- Getting every trophy or achievement for any reason other than "I just want to keep playing this game" is pathetic
- Anyone who uses the term "dudebro" for anything other than making fun of people who use the term "dudebro" sucks
- Indie games are just as if not more derivative than AAA games. Don't believe me? Go check them and tell me how many of them aren't 2D sidescrollers/platformers.
- Resident Evil and Persona have one thing in common: 4 is awesome, fuck the rest
- Remember when I made that most overrated games list? If I did it today number one would be Journey.
- If you are a loyal (as in continually buy most if not every game in the mainline series) fan of any of these series and bitch about X series delivering more of the same, you're an idiot
- Assassin's Creed
- Mario (That goes double for Mario Kart)
- Kingdom Hearts
- Pokemon
- Dynasty Warriors
- God of War
- Halo
- Gears of War
- Call of Duty
- The reason I put those last four in despite being the target of most of this criticism is because my opinion of 90% of gamers is so low I can't expect them to piece two and two together
- These fanbases all suck:
- Dark Souls/Demon's Souls- We get it, your tastes are so much better than ours.
- Mass Effect- I can't believe I'm grouped together with you crybabies
- Anything Nintendo- Hey, these guys can make bad games too you know
- JRPG- You know those shitty games you think are better than Fallout and Mass Effect just because you attack by picking a command on a menu? Yeah, they're actually shit.
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