Saints Row 4 Refused Classification in Australia . . . AGAIN!

On 07/31/2013 at 03:58 AM by Blake Turner

Due to the hostile nature of the first paragraph of this article, it has been removed. Unfortunately, David "The Responsible Adult" Gutsche (Plus10Damage's Editor) felt that we need to protect you — consenting adults — from the words that have been uttered here. They are not fit for children to read, even though this article is not directed to them or even legal for them to read. Unfortunately, it contained words about narcotics and sexual abuse involving a fictional weapon that fictionally penetrates fictional anuses in a fictional universe inside of another fictional universe. We apologise for the inconvenience, but we simply do not trust you enough to differentiate between entertainment and reality.

Oh, for *comment not acceptable* sake. Really, guys? They took out the alien probe, and you're stillnot letting this game through? Because of alien made narcotics that give you superpowers — INSIDE OF AN ALTERNATE REALITY MACHINE! This is *comment not acceptable* ridiculous. This is quite simply censorship, and if it happened in ANY OTHER MEDIUM there would be protests on a grand scale. You are taking away the right of consenting adults to judge what they think is in poor taste or not. Also, for crying out loud, one of the most famous things to recently come out of Australia is Jim Jefferies, a man who jokes about mental illness, rape, and 9/11. Why are you fine with that and not this?

Blake belittles YOU and your nationality here. Not really. Well, he belittles you a little bit. Just read it!

Chunopo

07/31/2013 at 05:29 AM

I'm surprised that the Australian government is allowing me to read your blog right now, this country is so stuck up it's own arse it's unreal ,there are of course many things to love about Aus, especially it's people, but the government here has the mentality of 1900's Britain!!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/31/2013 at 06:19 AM

Only with regards to gaming it seems. Everything else seems fine. Which makes it even weirder lol. Oh, and Gay Marriage. Which is weird, because we have considerably less Christians than some other Western Countries...

jgusw

07/31/2013 at 08:40 AM

I'm sure over half your nation is still Christian. And, Christianity isn't the only religion against gay marriage. Let's not forget Judaism and Islam. They're not big fans of gay marriage either.

07/31/2013 at 09:35 AM

Compared to America? We have fuck all. I think it has something to do with our education system being better :p No, sorry that's a joke. So many scientists are turning to Christianity these days. Must make some form of sense. Me, I just don't care. Both christianity and atheism rely on some form of faith, and I'd rather live my life than worry about how that life began.

07/31/2013 at 03:23 PM

Scientists are turning Christian? That's news to me. I remember a lot of Christians making similar statements many years ago, but I just chalked it up to you know.... Christian talk.

I do agree, I'd rather live my life than worry about how that life began.

07/31/2013 at 03:38 PM

Right? That's the best way possible. I think if god exists, as long as we weren't evil fuck heads we wouldn't burn forever, and if we did, I wouldn't want to worship that cunt anyway lol.

Alex-C25

07/31/2013 at 11:29 PM

By now, Australia banning and de-banning Saint Row IV will become a running gag.

PixlBit