Return of the Happy Drunk Blake!

On 07/31/2013 at 09:43 AM by Blake Turner

Dude. I am a god. Not this pansy ass Jesus shit where he's like mortal and can die and shit. I'm a proper fucking deity! Not really. I just fdell like one! Mainly because I got though the title in one go wuthiout making a mistajke! I tried to type mistajke 3 times and that j appeared every time so fuck it!@

Anyway! I'm turning over a new leaf. That sounds a lot easier than the saying implies. ITS MISLEADING! Turning over a leaf is easier than chanign your personality! Silly English people! What Im saying is happy blake is back! No more sad, stupid pining over crushes that ultimately don't matter blake. I shot him. He's dead. He may come back as a zombie from time to time, but the fucker has a bullet in his neck.

Anyway. EPIC QUEST FOR MIGHTY LOOT IS AMAZING! I feel lime I fucked that title up somehow. Bit si a good game! It's liek part torchkight, part dungeon keeper, and its one of the most uniqiue multiplayer experiences Ive had in a while. Seriously, check it ou!~ Alsiotm acoring to fraps I type at 11 frames per sexond. I onr knoq what thsat maed but enkpi!

Matt Snee Staff Writer

07/31/2013 at 10:25 AM

Bilbasaur

07/31/2013 at 12:36 PM

Aww. I missed you happy drunk Blake! Also, see you in 6 hours!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/31/2013 at 01:09 PM

Whoo! Can't wait till you're here!

leeradical42

07/31/2013 at 01:24 PM

Its gotta be evening over there cause its noon here and i would call you a alcoholic if you were drinking before noon lol!!

07/31/2013 at 02:02 PM

Yeah it was like midnight. I've sobered up now though lol.

TheMart22

07/31/2013 at 01:38 PM

Keep these coming Blake man! You can feel the drink pulling you further down as you type. Very funny I'm glad your spirits are on the up again

07/31/2013 at 02:03 PM

It's amazing how the right company can make an eh night great. And thank you. Drunk blake likes to type, so I doubt these will stop :)

07/31/2013 at 02:17 PM

For nights out: i choose company over location every time

07/31/2013 at 02:27 PM

Amen.

Alex-C25

07/31/2013 at 11:40 PM

Gotta say, this is your funniest ramble so far. Keep it up.

08/01/2013 at 04:19 PM

Will do!

GeminiMan78

08/01/2013 at 09:04 PM

You just made my martini taste even better and its already a damn good martini ! A diety who can actually do miracles, that's a true god indeed.

Darby Lawson Staff Alumnus

08/02/2013 at 12:01 AM

These are some of my favorite things to read haha. They always make me laugh.

PixlBit