Blake, I never liked Pokemon anyway because of..... well I think it is a crap game, but that is me.
Blake's Thoughts on Pokemon White
On 08/31/2013 at 08:43 PM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
So I got massively addicted to Pokemon Red the other day. I was playing it for ages and had a lot of fun with it. Then I thought, you know what? I'll try one of the newer pokemon games. So I pulled out Pokemon White and was immediately greeted with seven hours of poorly written dialogue about cunts I don't care about. But hey, this is a pokemon game, the writing was never going to win any awards, right?
It was now time to choose my first three pokemon.
A green duck, a retarded rabbit and a panda/teletubby hybrid. Wow. What wonderful imaginations you have. I persevered because hey, they might get better right? Well it was around the time when I found a reskinned eevie that I dropped that hope.
I should probably mention the battle system now right? It's basically the same as ever, except the interface was designed by a stoned toddler. It's just not fun to navigate, and it lead to me actively being bored during battles.
So I wasn't exactly enamoured with it. Can someone tell me if White 2 is any better? I mean I'd be ok if they just fixed the fight menu.
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