Oh I love blogs like this, not really the content, but just the anger. It makes me laugh.. But in all seriousness, some people just need a wakeup call, not everything guys do is sexist. That woman in that blog is a hypocrite.
Blakes Rant About Political Correctness and Masturbation
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 On 10/17/2013 at 10:00 PM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
Hey guys, are you easily offended? Then shut your faggot nigger mouth and read.
Here's a good life lesson: If you're offended by a show, don't watch it. If you're offended by a comedian, avoid him. If you;re offended by my blogs, fuck off. It's that simple. Don't complain, don't try to ruin everyone elses fun, and stop trying to be a moral crusader, because nine times out of ten, you are the one being offensive. Hear a gay joke and think: "What if a gay person heard this and were driven to depression!" I've got news for you: Homosexuals have copped shit their entire life. You think a joke on tv or told by friends is the thing that's going to break them? Wow, how fragile they must be that the community is brought to collective suicide over a joke. You're the homophobic one here. That's why you feel offended, because you've thought these things before, but just haven't said them. You act all polite around them, but they make you feel uncomfortable, and you feel the best way to deal with it is to keep your mouth shut. Don't worry though. Gays are no threat to you because even if they were walking talking rapists you're asshole is so fucking clenched they couldn't do anything anyway.
It's like when someone tells a joke about a sex act: the ones who are the most appalled by the joke are either the ones who have tried it, or the ones who have thought about trying it but don't want to admit it. Same applies with racism, sexism, and every other ism and phobia out there. You know which people don't tell jokes about fucking their cousins? People who fuck their cousins.
How does this relate to games? Because we're so fucking anal about everything. "He's fighting black men in Africa. RACIST!" "It's a story of a woman fighting men. FEMINIST!" "The main villain is a woman. SEXIST!" No, no, no and no.
Also, can we get something out there? You all know how much I like equality and shit, and think that women should have equal representations in games and stuff? Right? Well guess what. I like tits. Yep. I watch porn. Uh huh. I like seeing naked women. Because I'm a straight male, and naked women are awesome. I'm not sexist, I'm just attracted to women.
Also, I read thing the other day written by a woman who said she liked masturbation better than sex. Her reasons? Her partner wasn't good in bed. It saved time. It felt better. There was no pressure on her performance. Now, a man in the comments said that he preffered masturbation to sex and for the same reasons, and every woman who read that comment attacked him, including the author! What the fuck? Guess what ladies, most of you are shit in bed. You do fucking nothing to help and get up us when we do a bad job. We do all the work anyway, so we might as well just masturbate. At least our hand doesn't sit there and judge while doing fuck all to aid the situation.
Now, I know not all women are like that. Some prefer to do most of the work, some prefer yada yada fucking yada. You know what? This is my rant. I don't have to include your fucking opinion. I see through my eyes, not yours. I'm going to vent how I want to vent, and you can all just fuck off.
P.S. Play Gone Home. It's Amazing.
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