I can't believe that I almost fell for that. I read FF XIII and thought... Interesting choice. I cannot believe that I had a momentary lapse of memory and forgot Dark Souls.
BaD: Top 10 RPGs of All Time: Part 5 - ENDZONE!
On 02/06/2014 at 10:49 PM by Blake Turner See More From This User » |
2. Fallout: New Vegas
Oh Obsidian, I love you. Hurry up and make a Mass Effect game, because we know you'll just ace it. I mean, Neverwinter Nights 2 > NWN1. KOTOR 2 > KOTOR. You make Bioware look like storywriting minors on so many occasions that you should just get it out of your system.
Fallout New Vegas continues this trend, but with Bethesda. Fallout New Vegas is leagues ahead of Fallout 3 in terms of characterisation and tone, and I mean why didn't we see it coming. The writers of the first two games worked on this! The choices are better. The characters are better. The story actually gives you a desire to finish it, and the factions are unique and wonderful.
Fallout New Vegas is the best open world RPG. Well almost. Come on guys, you know what's going to top this list...
1. Final Fantasy XIII
This game is a FUCKING MASTERPIECE! Seriously, it has the best characters in the series! It has token black stereotype, whiney anime chick, cold, calculated anime chick, goofy but sincere anime hero, and emo guy who makes Cloud look happy. Seriously, what's not to love?
And the fact that you actually have to work for your freedom in this game is symbolic of minority suppression. It takes 20 hours to get out of the corridor, but it's fucking worth it!
Oh and the plot! It makes no sense on purpose! IT'S ART PEOPLE! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT ART?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The next game in the series will be amazing. How do I know? Lightning's Boobs got bigger!
Ok... You got me. The real winner is, as it has been since IGN wrote that stupid article that forced it into competition with Skyrim - DARK SOULS!
You knew it was coming, and I've waxed phiosophical about this so many times. So, for those of you who haven't read it, THIS IS WHY I THINK DARK SOULS IS THE BEST GAME EVER! For the rest of you... dear god March 11 can't come fast enough!
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