I agree with ranking; I think "low budget Troma movie" may be redundant. lol
Ben talks zombie vikings and ratings!
On 02/09/2014 at 04:27 PM by BrokenH See More From This User » |
Just got passed the "zombie viking" boss in Lollipop chainsaw. Pretty epic stuff! I love how you battle him on a flying boat and it's funny how both halves of him keep up the good fight even after he's cut in half. During the last segment he becomes a giant head that eats his own body and that blew my mind. Lollipop chainsaw may have flaws but the boss fights are over the top and memorable. This is no Bayonetta but in a way I'm glad it does its' own thing instead of trying too hard to be similar to other popular action games.
I've also got further in Agarest war. To get the allegiance of King Gunther I have to clear out a nasty monster in some misbegotten cave. Pretty typical rpg fare. Of the females my favorite so far is Fyuria. Ellis just seems too young and Vira Lorr has that coyly sly "I could betray you and not feel a splinter of remorse!" vibe coming from her. I actually care about Ellis but more in that "little sister" kind of way. Zerva (Fyuria's brother) is totally bad-ass! He's pretty much the love child of Magus and Sephiroth.
Now I guess it's time to address the elephant in the room. I know I've been bitching about the flak my game has received. Then after feeling crushed and defeated I had an epiphany. Even AAA games have trolls and countless down votes. Mass Effect 3's score on amazon is rather abysmal even though it's a good game. Yes,some people dwell only on the ending but as a whole ME 3 is a fun and engrossing sci-fi action rpg.
Granted,it's kind of a bummer there's so many negative people out there. There are also people who will probably avoid playing my game because of the unperfect score. But there will also be gamers who are curious and want to see for themselves what Gutterdelve is all about.
Truth be told, this is my first game. I shouldn't expect it to carry a "5 out of 5". Heck, it'll be nice if I can maintain a 3. I will go over what I personally think of the rating scale though!
Ratings through the eyes of Ben!
1 out of 5: 1 out of 5 is broken crap. It's a game where there was obviously little effort put in and there are so many glitches,bugs,and pitfalls it's near impossible to finish. Also apply this to "gag games" that can be beaten in a ridiculously short period of time (Within minutes) whilst including nonsensical narrative,deliberate game crashes,annoying sound effects,eye-sore inducing maps, and poor plot direction.
2 out of 5: A 2 out of 5 is like a low budget Troma movie. If you squint and brace yourself there are parts about the overall experience that are bearable (even likable?) but there's still a lot of bugs in the code and aspects of the game play that are bland,frustrating,or annoying. Such a game may get the accolade "It's so bad it's good!" but there's a fine line between a guilty pleasure and a bothersome slog! The person (or people) who made this at least seemed to "try". With a little polish this one might shine someday!
3 out of 5: A 3 out of 5 is the equivalent of a summer sleeper hit movie. Overall it's smooth,generally glitch free,and well presented. There are parts that may even stand out as "memorable". However, there is at least a couple of nagging issues that weighs the experience down as a whole. It could be unbalanced battles,a few grammatical errors,an erratic difficulty curb, or even a story that leaves too many loose ends behind with no promise of a sequel on the horizon. A game like this is the "The Last Star-Fighter" when in comparison to "Star-Wars episode 1". It's impressionable and charming but not on a mass scale.
4 out of 5: "Something" about this game hits your nostalgic sweet spot. It could be the graphics,might be the art style,or even your connection to the characters or the game play. Regardless, this gem ever so slightly edges above its' competition. To harsher critics this maybe a "3 out of 5" but you are able to recognize the subtle nuances and extra care the developer put into creating it. Additionally every aspect presented rates as "average" to "slightly above average" with nothing dipping below the standard. Such a game may even try a few "new things" and succeed at them with marginal success.
5 out of 5: This game blew you away. It's one of those "indie darlings" destined to eventually have a price tag and probably get a re-release via Kick-Starter support with improved content. Whomever made this beautiful beast is truly a pro or a gifted prodigy. It could be such a game was also designed by a small but talented team of close friends. Any way you slice the cake, this game excels in all areas and adds a few new tricks to the trade! Most of us will NEVER make a game this awesome but hey,we can dream can't we?
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