God Fucking Dammit, I missed a day. To make up for it, here are four entries instead of the usual two.
8. F.E.A.R.
As a horror title, F.E.A.R. is kind of meh. As an FPS, it's kind of awesome. The firefights are intense, and if you don't use slow motion, they're fast paced and absolutely insane. Everything happens so quickly that every moment is frantic and wrought with tension. Really, it is rare to play a shooter where every encounter is this suspenseful and nerve rattling!
7. Counter Strike: Global Offensive
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Demolition mode. That's what it took to get me into Counter Strike. Demolition mode is the faster paced take on the traditional Counter Strike gameplay. Once you die, you're out for the round, but the end of the round is rarely that far away. However, it's still tense. It's still fun. And there's still a weight to every action you take that just isn't present in other multiplayer fps.
6. Timesplitters 2
Like Goldeneye - but better. In every way. In the story, you time travel, fighting everything from zombies, to 1920 gangstas, to aliens and everything in between. Like Goldeneye, the higher the difficulty, the more objectives you have. Unlike Goldeneye, there is a fucking awesome set of challenges and a cool arcade mode, where you have to do everything from smash a certain amount of windows with a brick in a certain amount of time to collecting a certain amount of bananas.
Timesplitters 2 has SO much content it's beyond a joke. You have the story mode which has levels that get longer on harder difficulties. You have arcade modes and challenge modes which require you to get a certain amount of trophies to unlock more of them. And when youve finished all of those, you have a kickass multiplayer mode that introduced awesome modes like infection where people turn into zombies long before halo or call of duty ever did. There are other crazy modes too, and the characters you play as all have advantages and disadvantages. You can be a monkey, who is fast and short so people have to aim down to shoot, but take very little damage before death. Or you can be a yeti, who is powerful but slow. It's insane, frantic arcadey goodness, and it's a shame that now all we have are shitty, boring shooters like halo.
5. Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever is art. How it took an amazing game and took it to the current genre was simply exquisite in its subtle parody and satire, mixed with a hint of existentialism rarely seen in the -
Fuck it.
I can't do this.
You know Duke Nukem 3D is supposed to go here.
HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
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