Vanguard Princess and rants at the SJW brigaide!
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 On 03/07/2014 at 04:11 PM by BrokenH See More From This User » |
What have I been up to? Committing social suicide on twitter! Seriously, if you want to embarrass me just look at my twitter account. It’s a goldmine of puerile obnoxiousness!
I’m tempted to go “punk” and say “I don’t give a fuck what people think of me!” but the truth is I do care about my friends and probably even care how they perceive me. What can I say? Humans are social animals! It’s a good thing my friends are open minded and are patient enough to put up with my bullshit! (Er,most of the time)
Gaming wise I’ve been dividing my time between Phantasy Star Portable and Vanguard Princess. I must say I’m really impressed by Vanguard Princess. To think one person lovingly drew each of the 10 female combatants and the support characters frame by frame is remarkable. Overall the game feels like Japan’s answer to Skull-Girls but I believe it was around first.
My only qualm with VP is it’s unforgiving harsh even on “easy”. Still, I’ve managed to beat it twice. Once with the perky energetic girl with the batons and the other with the coldhearted tsundere assassin girl who specializes in claw attacks. (She’s a cross between Litchi and a female version of Iori Yagami) I apologize for not remembering names. Vanguard Princess really deserves better!
So yeah, there’s a lot of fan service. The creator literally includes a “free download” that’s an uncensored director’s cut. Do I have a problem with it? Nope! The game is so fun to play it stands on its’ own as a worthwhile fighting game. Even if you are not fond of all the T & A you’ll probably still have a blast with the game. I got it for $3.99 on steam so I cannot say I feel ripped off. I highly recommend VP to anyone who enjoyed Arcana Hearts or Skull Girls!
Remember that blog I wrote addressing the female gaming collective? My condolences for the poor wording! Let me uh, rephrase that!
Dear Social Justice Warrior Amazons & White knights on the internet,
It’s been awhile peeps. Remember when I wrote that honest blog simply expressing some confusion and frustration concerning the opposite sex that offended you all enough to gather a lynch mob from a neighboring forum? All in the name of “tolerance”, right? (More like intolerance!)
Never-mind that I would never express bigoted hatred for women and never mind the fact I’m liberal in most cases. (Yes, I believe in gay marriage, pro choice, and equality. Seriously you plebs, do your research!) Additionally I don’t care if someone is a brony, furry, Hindu, Pagan, Wiccan, Buddhist, Christian, trans-gendered pole dancer, or is hard gay so long as they treat me kindly! My “friend admittance policy” is very slack.
"This guy is awesome! I'd so be his bro!"
But oh, I like heterosexual “fan service” and I have the audacity to look up porn and hentai so that obviously makes me an angry neck bearded otaku who secretly has a lair devoted to helping the patriarchy! Seriously, how do you idiots jump to such sweeping ad-hominem generalizations so quickly? I’d call it an “art form” but because it’s stooped in ignorance, vitriol, and stupidity I refuse to give it that honor.
Let me entertain you by covering some related topics, special delicate snow-flakes!
"White suburbanites....always reminding me to check my privilege!"
“Check my privilege, huh?”
I don’t mind if you call me 1st world privileged. Even though I’m poor I have clean drinking water, electricity, internet service, and a roof over my head. I accept those are luxuries not everyone in the world has. It’s a sad fact but very true. As poverty stricken people go, I’m very fortunate!
But when you insinuate I’m privileged because I’m “white” or I am “straight” yes, I take offense to that. You are assuming you can measure me by my sexual preference and the color of my skin without truly knowing me as a person. You realize what that is, right? It’s called bigotry! Congratulations on becoming the very thing you claim to fight against!
“Your sexual desires make you a pig!”
"I do not have a problem with this...."
"Yet YOU have a problem with this!"
Ah yes, my mental masturbation is so fucking evil. Yet you gals can look at your yaoi fetish manga art, posters of Sam and Dean from Supernatural, and your romantic smut novels (That portray unrealistic expectations for my gender) yet NOONE will call you out for it!
Can’t we agree to simply not judge each other for our kinks of choice? I do not think your porn makes you a bad person so please extend that same courtesy to me in turn!
And for the guys calling me out? Admit it, you’re doing it just to impress the ladies because you want to tap it! Fake chivalry is just a more accepted way of getting into a woman’s knickers! At least players are more honest about the whole process! They don’t hide behind the veneer of pseudo moral superiority!
Thoughts and fantasies are crimes!
Everytime an artist creates a sexy illustration or someone tells a raunchy joke you people are there to scream you are offended. You do it so much in fact no one takes much stock in it anymore! You can only cry wolf so many times before it falls on deaf ears.
First of all, you have no right to dictate what I fantasize about or what I create. Beyond that, should a person not be judged for their actions as opposed to their fantasy escapism of choice? Is “what we do” not more important than “what we think”?
I admit I have some very dark musings and vivid nightmares but I’ve never physically assaulted another human-being nor have I murdered anyone. This is because despite what I may think about when I’m angry or upset, I have enough humanity to empathize with other human beings. In other words, I don’t act based on my immediate impulses!
If you are going to judge me do so based on my deeds!
1st world problems….serious business
While you take time to deride my art, slander my character, mock my tweets, and trash-talk my game amongst your echo chamber of chums, women are being stoned to death, children are starving, animals are being harmed, homosexuals are being beaten into comas, bullies are abusing their authority, and in general people in less fortunate countries than ours are living through hell on earth. You have all that potential energy yet you squander it on the most asinine and useless crusades!
Activists? Don’t flatter yourself by using that word! If your activism does not extend beyond blogging on tumblr or beyond complaining about social media YOU ARE A FLAKE AND A PHOONEY!
When confronted with “real hardship” I have the feeling most of you would wither and die like an early blooming flower caught in a harsh winter wind!
"So wholesome and sweet! Is that an angel reading to those kids? "
The marginalized women other women do not defend
By the way, that's Sasha Gray! Porn career aside, she’s a nice person. She’s read to children, fights against historical censorship, and even puts out some decent music. Yet many of you “social justice retards” will never show Sasha respect or be her friend simply because “she did the pornos” and thus somehow contributed to the misogynistic male controlled empire!
So what if a woman wants to be a stripper or even a prostitute? It’s just her job, it’s not who she is as a person. Yeah, you’re so quick to call out people for “slut-shaming” yet why is it so many of you do the same offense to others? Women should be comfortable and proud of their sexuality. Stop trying to shame your own friggin gender! Not everyone wants to be or was raised to be a prude!
It's ironic the actor who plays the character is not really gay.
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