South Park: Stick of Truth has been heavily butchered from the inside out like the hooker from Se7en because it was censored in Australia. It also doesn't come out for like 3 more days here. So, naturally, I pre-ordered the game on Xbox 360 (both of my brothers are huge south park fans, so I want them to be able to play it) and pirated the PC version so I could play the game uncensored and unraped by sexually repressed religious nazis..
Note: I have paid for the game. The only reason I used piracy at all is to get past censorship. Is this wrong in your opinion?
Also, what are your opinions on censorship in general? I for one think it's a fecal matter absorbing cunt of a tragedy that forces kittens to choke to death on it's foul glory, and denies people of their right to free speech. I think the censors themselves regularly drink from the tampons of those with yeast infections, film children being butt fucked by ponies, and are deciding what should and shouldn't be entertaining, funny, or awesome. That makes me want to rip out their bowels and hang them to death with them. Which also makes me quite sad. I think that consenting adults should be able to choose what offends them and what doesn't, and if they want to watch a man pretend to bite off the toes of orphans while watching another man and a woman fucking the ever loving shit out of each other and being quite passionate about their hardcore fisting, fingering, and general genital mashing with one another, then it is their God given right!
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