this is depressing. 
on a lighter note, on my tombstone I want it to say "Here Lies Snee. He Hated Bullshit."
Ben's Epitaph! He would like pepperoni on his tombstone!
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 On 03/11/2014 at 06:10 PM by BrokenH See More From This User » |
I thought about what would be on my epitaph. Don't worry, I'm not suicidal. lol. I just gave this some thought for shits and giggles!
"Ben was a pretty nice dude. He tried to be a good friend and an all around stand up fella but he had caffeine,gaming,porn, and hentai vices the likes of which you wouldn't believe!
Many people online perceived Ben as being charismatic,eccentric, or a downright annoying wind-bag pervert which oddly contradicts with his shy anti-social behavior exhibited in his real life.
Ben would like to thank all his beloved friends who put up with his quirks,shared in his fantasies,and in general were patient,loving,and understanding people. Ben may have died alone in the physical sense but spiritually he passed on surrounded by earthly angels!
Alex Mark McLean was Ben's closest companion, not by blood but by unfaltering kinship. If Ben dies with anything valuable he would like for Alex to have it!
Ben doubts he would have passed on with a girlfriend at his side but on the off chance he did, he would like to thank her profusely for tolerating his flaws and bringing the light of understanding,acceptance, and romance into his life. Partnering with a poor destitute artist (And a nymphomaniac one at that!) must have been difficult and Ben appreciates the selflessness it took for her to embrace him for who he was as opposed to his material and social status.
Ben leaves this world confused yet grateful! He believed in "higher forces at work" but never claimed to know how the varied mysteries of the universe actually function. Here's hoping he finds his way to a happier reincarnation!"
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