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Blake is Bored so HAVE PICTURES


On 03/31/2014 at 11:52 AM by Blake Turner

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 So I went away from this site for a few days and when I came back I had roughly 2 million blogs to look at. Fucking hell, either it's time to lose some friends or invest in Asian labour, because I'll be fucked if I'm reading all of them. So as not to discriminate, I'm just going to ignore them all unless they look important. If they are important and I've missed them, let me know and I'll get around to them!

 Well,I can't be fucked writing much, so have some pictures of me doing stuff!

 So, this is from our mad hatter ball. Soup and myself played a game of steal everyones hats and get pictures. It worked out rather swimmingly because Soup did all the work, and Soup has tits so they gave her hats. That's how the economy should work in my opinion.

 I don't believe in Satan, but this picture gave me my doubts. It's actually my neighbour, who is the king of pulling unsettling faces.

 And the tit-based economy strikes again, because I HAVE YET ANOTHER HAT! To be fair, I stole the pink hat from Sally because I have a beard. This is a beard and tit based economy!

 

 This is my floor. We are awesome. I have the look of "If that flash goes off one more time, I will eat your eternal organs.

 Idk what's happening here but I appear to not enjoy it. Also, my bowtie get's progressively more out of center as the night goes on.

This is from the floor camp I mentioned in my last blog. Good times. Dear god I look terrible in all of these photos.

 Fucking Pubbing it. This is at the Stro, which is the UNE bar. It's alright, but it was fucking quiet tonight. 

  And this is me and my friend Dick. It's traffic light night, which meant if you were single, wear green, if you were in a relationship, wear red (hence the bow tie) and if it was complicated, wear yellow.

 And lastly, this is our floor playing 100s club. Apparently I got to 150 shots, which is pretty crazy.

 Hope you enjoyed the photos. I love you.

 


 

Comments

Chunopo

03/31/2014 at 12:11 PM

I love the gradual devolution in these photo's.... Blake + Alcohol + hats = more rock and roll face.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

03/31/2014 at 12:21 PM

Bahaha... that was unintentional. And lol, rock and roll face...

mothman

03/31/2014 at 12:11 PM

Great pics Blake. Why is it you look like you're three sheets to the wind in all of them? :D

Blake Turner Staff Writer

03/31/2014 at 12:20 PM

I have no idea what three sheets to the wind means...

transmet2033

03/31/2014 at 12:22 PM

Drunk!

mothman

03/31/2014 at 12:24 PM

Extremely so. LOL

V4Viewtiful

03/31/2014 at 12:30 PM

Nice hat, I never gave myself an oppotunity to wear a bowtie yet.

Is that a velvet Green jacket? Wounderfully tacky. I approve.

Cool

Blake Turner Staff Writer

03/31/2014 at 12:37 PM

Yes it is a velvet green jacket! I picked it up for 2 bucks for St. Patricks day!

Alex-C25

03/31/2014 at 12:55 PM

You've said it best: drunk Blake is better than sober Blake.

BrokenH

03/31/2014 at 03:33 PM

"Hats....hats as far as the eye can see!"

~Ben's guide to Australia

PS: How bout that Asian labor! Nice n cheap! Or you could just dump me to lessen the blogs you have to read...but we both know how I would take such news! (Twitching smile)

Matt Snee Staff Writer

03/31/2014 at 08:38 PM

You look blunk in these shots.  Laughing

Blake Turner Staff Writer

03/31/2014 at 10:15 PM

I don't think I'm as blunk as I was in that blog though. Even when I'm sober my pictures look like this :p

daftman

03/31/2014 at 09:10 PM

I've never heard of this kind of soup but it sounds delightful!

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/01/2014 at 12:09 AM

I was drunk recently too, only it was a St. Patrick's party and I have no idea what three sheets to the wind means either. I mean, obviously I get that it's a drunk metaphor, but I have no idea what the realtion is between those two things ... 

America has a tit-based economy for bars, so just come here and be a bartender and your problem is solved. Ladies' Night, man. 

I would have worn a Guinea flag tee to this party, claiming to have come there with a girlfriend, having something happen that made it complicated, then becoming single and hitting on everyone.

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