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Part 2 isn't about any specific conversations per se, but it's just as fun as part 1!

Is this picture taken from a first grader's classroom or retail employee break room? Guess!

I got a Twizzler last weekend from the incentive chest. It was the size of my pinky finger.

The next memento I've had lying around here for about a year. We were each given one of these cards at a staff meeting. Did we all do something wrong? I wondered. Are we not doing our jobs? No, it's just something they wanted to do, so that they can say that they're "keeping us accountable"—that's the best explanation I have for this one. I couldn't think of something to write, other than a joke: “body, mind, and soul”. I decided to take it home and give it some serious thought. I eventually found it in the no-man's-land behind my desk and now stands as a monument to infantile mismanagement and good old-fashioned illiteracy.

EPILOGUE: I was never asked why I didn't turn it in.

THE END.