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On 06/21/2014 at 11:49 PM by Blake Turner

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Just checking in. Probably won't be a long blog, just saying hi.

 I'm at Bilby's at the moment. It's been good. She's got a puppy here and he's psycho. Started playing Catherine, but it felt weird playing a game about being insecure about longterm relationships next to my girlfriend who I've been with for 10 months. So I started playing Gears of War.

 Started from the first game. Was fun and actually challenging. Needed strategy. Was enjoying. Then I got to the beserker, and that cunt is impossible to defeat on single player because Dom was dropped on his head as a child and casually strolls in front of him every fucking time. I rage quit and started playing the second one, which is like 70 billion times easier. It kinda sucks, as I haven't died once, and I'm up to the hugeass worm thing. Oh, and the level inside the worm is kind of awesome. 

Other than that I've been playing GTA V and I'm still wondering why people hate that game. Fucking hipsters. The game is pure awesome. 

Other than that I've been catching up on American Horror story because I'm only in the second season. I got my marks back and I did quite well. My short story got 59 out of 70 which is awesome.

Also, I cooked breakfast so Bilby should make me tea. Like now. And stop playing Candy Crush on my phone. And she should make a blog. AND MAKE ME TEA!!

Anyway. I should write an article for plus10damage. I haven't had internet in ages, so I've been a bit behind on everything... Although bloodbourne looks awesome. 

 Finally... something. Pies and shit. I don't know. Enjoy life ya'll.


 

Comments

KnightDriver

06/22/2014 at 02:43 AM

Gears is fun. Me and a friend were obsessed with GOW3 for a while playing Horde mode endlessly. I want to play Judgment sometime. 

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 04:19 AM

Gears is a lot of fun, but I'm playing solo. I hear Judgement has the worst campaign, but has an awesome multiplayer.

asrealasitgets

06/22/2014 at 03:41 AM

The minute you put up a post you already turn me on to a game I swore I wasn't interested in GTA 5. Dammit! What are your thoughts on Witcher 2 by the way? I'm loving it so far. I'm at the end of Chapter 2 at the moment. I might read the novels. What do you think?

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 04:18 AM

I loved The Witcher 2. It's pretty damn amazing. I haven't read the novels, but I read The Last Wish, which is the short story collection that started Geralt's tale. I freaking loved it. Extremely satirical look at fairy tales. It's pretty funny, dark, and awesome. If you liked tha game, you'll love it.

asrealasitgets

06/22/2014 at 05:37 AM

Cool! I got last wish on my ebook Reader! Any other game related books you'd recommend? 

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 08:53 AM

Well the witcher is a book related game, so it's quality stands above the usual fare. Some of the Starcraft books are surprisingly decent, but outside of that I'm not aware of much. Oh and the Mass Effect books are supposed to be pretty awesome but I haven't read them.

jgusw

06/22/2014 at 09:05 AM

I enjoyed the Gears games.  I played through all of them last year with my son.  He loves them.  We hadn't played the 4th game yet.  I should be able to get it cheap.  

I thought Catherine was great.  I hadn't played it in a while.  

I still need to get GTA5.  A friend offered to sell me his copy, because he's buying it again when it comes out on the XBO or PS4.  I doubt he'll bring his price low enough for my cheapass.  

I need to get my wife to stop playing on my 360.  She played through Dragon Age: Origins twice and she is currently on her 2nd playthrough of The Witcher 2.  When I meet the chick, she didn't play games at all and now she's hogging the consoles I want to play on. Undecided

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 10:11 PM

Yeah. I finished the first two a while ago and really liked them, but for some reason when I tried to play the third one I didn't like it. Then I tried to play first two again, fell in love again, and then really liked the third one. It was weird...

 Also, I know that feeling. Bilby keeps wanting to play GTA on my xbox, or play candy crush on my phone. SHE KEEPS TAKING MY GAMES! Fucking women, am I right?

xDarthKiLLx

06/22/2014 at 03:35 PM

I was into GTA V right until my kid walked in and saw Trevor doggystyling Johnny K's girlfriend...I still think its good, it just has no place around small children

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 10:06 PM

GTA V has never been for kids haha. And much more depraved shit happens later, so definitely keep that one to yourself ;)

 On a side note, I do find it interesting that some people (not targeting you or anything btw) are fine with showing their kids violence, but not sex. It's like saying: "Hey, this wonderful thing that brought you into the world? It's fucking wrong. Go kill someone before you turn into a pervert."

xDarthKiLLx

06/22/2014 at 03:36 PM

After I finish the first Mass Effect anf Demons Souls....Catherine is priority on my hitlist

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 10:07 PM

It's pretty damn amazing. It's also fucking hard. I swear I'm dying in it more than I did in Dark Souls 2 lol. No one will judge you if you slip back to easy for some of the bosses haha.

Vice's Assistant

06/22/2014 at 07:19 PM

I remember going to a friends house when the first GOW came out and playing it a bit. It was fun but super hard. I remember the hammer of dawn weapon a lot, the one that used sun light as beam lazer thing. That was a super cool gun.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 10:13 PM

I imagine it would be much easier with co-op. I want to play it with my girlfriend, but I forgot to bring a second controller to her house...

Super Step Contributing Writer

06/22/2014 at 10:57 PM

I really need to write an article for them too, I just haven't figured out how to put pictures in Squarespace and I like my shit to look polished. 

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/22/2014 at 11:18 PM

Don't worry about it man, David will edit it so it fits with the rest of the site. If you need advice, just ask him, he's super helpful :)

TheMart22

06/25/2014 at 08:47 PM

I had similar feelings with Catherine. I absolutely binged it over the course of a weekend and it almost felt like I was playing around on my wife. Weird. Anyway, I really like it and hope to get around to playing it again someday. Interesting concept.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/27/2014 at 12:21 AM

Nah, we play it together now. It amuses her. 

Alex-C25

06/26/2014 at 06:14 AM

I'm still wondering why Rockstar hasn't brought GTA V to Steam (and RDR for that mather).

Oh well, hope you had an excellent time with Bilby.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/27/2014 at 12:20 AM

They are bringing it when they bring it to next gen consoles. They announced it at E3.

 And I'm still with Bilby. She's playing GTA V as we speak lol.

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