Blake's Boring Life

On 07/31/2014 at 10:54 PM by Blake Turner

Howdy ya'll. Blake is bored so you get a blog from a madman who refers to himself in third person. Anyway, I'vbe been doing some stuff. Looking for a job mainly. But that's not going overly well right now...

Oh well. Going back to college tomorrow to stay with a friend and go to great escape, which is a function where they cover the doors in cans of alcohol and we cannot leave until there are no cans left. Sounds fun right? Oh, and we have this many people in one room.

The room is sealed. Shit gets sweaty. Which is probably why everyone gets naked at the end of the night. We have footage, but you're not getting it :p

Oh, and people pee in bins occasionally, which isn't awesome.

Anyway, what have I been doing apart from that?

Watching Arrow mainly. Fuck that show is good. I'm midway through season 2 and I've just seen the suicide squad emerge. If you've seen past this and feel like spoiling shit, I'd advise you not to if you value your genitals.

I've also been playing 1000 spikes, which is fucking difficult. It is the hardest game I've ever played in my life. It's just so damn fun though!

Also, I've been really indecisive about what else I want to play. I'm tossing up between Dead Space 3, Kingdoms of Amalur (I need to finish it sometime), and playing some more Starbound. Because Starbound is the most near perfect early access title I've ever played. Seriously, they could release it now if they wanted and I'd give it a 9 out of 10. However, they want to go completely crazy with it and add customisable space stations and shit like that, so it's cool.

Anyway, if you have suggestions for what I should play, hit me up. Blake out!

BrokenH

07/31/2014 at 11:15 PM

One Blake enters....one extremely drunk,confused, and stumbling Blake passes out on the floor! This is the way of the Aussie Alcohol Dome!

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/31/2014 at 11:21 PM

Like this? Or like this:

08/01/2014 at 12:58 AM

You're a champ,sir! Your contortionist half on floor/half on something else lounging skill is unbeatable!

08/01/2014 at 01:06 AM

Haha. I need a belt for my championship!

xDarthKiLLx

07/31/2014 at 11:58 PM

i bet that room in the first picture smells like budussy at the end of the night lol

08/01/2014 at 12:12 AM

I do not know this budussy you speak of.

08/01/2014 at 12:24 AM

lol. it's a compound word comprised of three of the body's more foul odors. If you've ever been in a locker room...you've smelled it

Glad you get to go back and hang at college for a bit, dude. Drink one for me!

08/01/2014 at 12:39 AM

Oh fair enough lol. And I will! I'll write Darthkill on the can and take a pic... if I remember lol.

08/01/2014 at 08:41 AM

that'd be THE SHIT...if you do that, I'll totally make it my avatar for PixlBit!

08/01/2014 at 10:01 AM

Well shit, now I HAVE to do it lol.

08/01/2014 at 10:02 AM

it'd be kickass.

asrealasitgets

08/01/2014 at 12:05 AM

I thought I was alone in my appreciation for Arrow. At lease when I was watching the first season I felt like no one else was paying attention. Season 3 looks super cool, from than snazzy trailer they put out anyway.

Yeah. Season 1 had me hooked. I think a few people are turned off because it's CW, and after what they did to Superman in Smallville, I can't say I blame them.

Arrow is getting better and better as it goes along though :)

Bilbasaur

08/01/2014 at 12:25 AM

Awww... Those photos bring back memories xD

Particularly the you-fell-off-your-bed-then-texted-me-for-help-because-you-couldnt-get-back-up-then-passed-out one lol. I expect drunk calls. I will be sad if there's no drunk calls :/

(P.S. When the video goes up, I wanna see it xD I was there last year so that counts, right? I wanna to see my friends be drunk and stupid, without my own stupidity being included. Or at least not documented xD)

Also, thank god you finally have someone else to talk to about Arrow. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT, I DON'T KNOW THESE CHARACTERS. I DON'T GET FEELS WHEN THEY DIE. At least not yet anyways xD

Also also, I wish I was going to be there for Great Escape.

Also also also, I think I already said that >.>

Also also also also, miss you.

Also also also also also going to see you in like, 3 weeks (hoyl shit I need to revise then x.x")

Also also also also also also I'm running out of things to add...

Also also also also also also also.... Bye ^^

08/01/2014 at 12:36 AM

Oh hey. Also, look at the great escape photo... there's a weird shadowy figure next to Sam. Normally I'd say it was Sam's reflection, but it's not wearing a hat. Spooky.

Also, you'll get calls. And pics. And videos. Don't worry lol :)

And yay! 3 weeks!

08/01/2014 at 12:54 AM

Weird. Could be a reflection of whoever is one Reedy's shoulders though (Is that Grace? Can't tell, much glare xD) Or you just can't see the spinning bit on top because it's a glarey blurry reflection :P

And yay <3 I expect to be talking to you until at least 5am lol xD

Yay! But also not yay because practicals and strange people lol. But yay because I'll get to see Blake and Reed and Jojo! (I think Soup has her prac placement then :/)

08/01/2014 at 01:08 AM

Idk, could be. And yep. And yay! For blake anyway :)

08/01/2014 at 01:21 AM

Yeah :P You don't care, you don't have to go out and interact with the people x3 you're just going to be a ghost and haunt my room xD

08/01/2014 at 01:23 AM

You might know some people Bilby. Or I might know some people. That would be cool :)

08/01/2014 at 10:49 AM

They're all online students, so I'm kinda expecting them to be on averae older than me and less fun :P

And I wouldn't put my odds of knowing anybody too high... You might though. Worryingly, you're more social than me nowadays :/

leeradical42

08/01/2014 at 03:10 PM

Hey im 47 and anything but boring just cause your older dont make you less fun it just makes you wiser im as crazy as Blake ha ha well maybe not lol!!!

Matt Snee Staff Writer

08/01/2014 at 02:38 AM

oh man I need to play some Starbound.

08/01/2014 at 04:19 AM

Yes you do!

Alex-C25

08/01/2014 at 05:56 AM

Got any other picture of contorsionist Blake like the ones you showed to Ben? You may have done that over the party :P

08/01/2014 at 10:04 AM

Fortunately, those are the only 2...

08/01/2014 at 07:35 AM

I know what you can do, write a book on a 101 ways not to pass out lol!! How ya been Blake college is a great thing and will make it alot easier to land that perfect career. =-)

08/01/2014 at 10:03 AM

Step 1: Don't pass out in public. Pictures will be taken, permanent marker face dicks will be drawn.

College was a great thing. I had to leave because I couldn't pay rent.

Super Step Contributing Writer

08/01/2014 at 10:42 AM

The rule when I go drinking is take your shoes off and you won't be fucked with when you pass out. Which is why I was drunkenly stumbling around in socks the last time I felt drunk enough to have trouble walking, but not drunk enough to pass out yet and I was looking for more alcohol.

Michael117

08/01/2014 at 01:40 PM

1001 Spikes looks so great, I still haven't played it but it's the kind of game I think I'd like.

goaztecs

08/01/2014 at 03:41 PM

While reading the first part I thought the one room you have to drink yourself out of was awesome until the bathroom bins. Still sounds like a good time...except for the bathroom bins.

08/01/2014 at 03:43 PM

You're not supposed to, and it only takes an hour or two to have a door opened, but drunk bitches gotta pee.

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