There are some good police officers out there. Like Mappy. :)
Politeness on patrol! (And uh,kinky art)
On 08/12/2014 at 07:05 PM by BrokenH See More From This User » |
Don’t have much to report other than I had the police called on me. It’s one of those blue-moon occurrences that hardly ever happen so when I greeted them at the door I figured maybe they were looking for someone else and simply needed help with directions. (My apartment building is small but more labyrinthine than it has the right to be)
The good news I did not get accused of murder or accused of peddling the newest pop on the mean streets! Our neighbor below us had his window open and so did Alex so I think the volume from Alex’s computer was too loud.
It was still embarrassing, especially because there was a pretty female officer with her male compatriot and I happened to answer the door looking like shit. I’m sure I’ll never be in any of her fantasies but I might make it into a few nightmares that have to deal with tall slobs with mangled long hair who wear ridiculously garish bright green shorts. Poor kid, I might have scarred her for life! (Boggart voice)
That’s it. I know someone reading this is eagerly pondering “But they beat you with a nightstick right, Broken?!” or “Did they have you lay face first on the ground as you were put in the Vulcan death grip?” Nope! Sorry, cops in my neighborhood tend to be extremely polite. I had a few bad experiences when I was younger (Police really do not like trench coats) but lately every time I see an officer he or she has been a nice normal person simply doing his or her job. How about that? An actual “nice” cop story! I know some of you wanted a nightstick beat down, the throwing of bricks made of cocaine, or perhaps me getting riddled with bullets over a simple misunderstanding thus making me a neighborhood martyr while simultaneously proving the law enforcement agency here is filled with complete monsters but tough, this is all I got! I call this encounter “Nice friendly cop and his cute blonde partner”. (I’m sure there are better titles I just cannot think of them right now.)
But I still have guilty dirty pleasure indulgences for those who want them. I’m glad the police did not come into my room because I was working on this kinky little number. Yes, it’s a Broken’s Daimons entry so if you don’t like gazing at crudely drawn depictions of heterosexual lust it’s better to just stay here where it’s nice and safe! Those of you who know my characters should recognize Amy.
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