Shut up and go eat a sugar cookie.
Seriously though, I'm sure you'll do fine. I think grad school exists to make people crazy. Since I have enough crazy, I decided to forgo grad school, and besides, I don't really need it for my chosen career.
On 12/12/2014 at 09:25 AM by Super Step See More From This User » |
To be fair, a few of those are references and charts and i probably wrote more like 25, but those charts took a while to figure out and those references took some leg work, so I'm counting them and fuck you.
In fact, fuck everyone, especially Santa. I just finished the next worst thing I have ever written, which is the theme of my grad school career. The next worst thing I ever write will be whatever I do for grad school next. Hell, I'm still not sure I'm interpreting the results of my pilot study correctly after an entire semester of statistics.
Y'know what? I don't fucking care. If I end up failing grad school and wind up homeless with a ton of debt, I just don't care anymore. There's always options. Like suicide for example.
So Hallelujah and holy shit, where's the Tylenol?! Fuck my thesis.
ah, you'll be alright man, but I do have to admit that sounds like an arduous paper to write. I can't really handle stuff like that and thus, no grad school for me. But you seem to be doing alright. It's understandable you're second guessing your work and place at school, but I think you're doing a fine job.
I managed to skip out on my final thesis for my college English major. Not intentionally though. I kinda lost it in my last year and spent the next few years doing therapy. Then I went back and did a creative writing paper, for which I won an award, to finish my credits. The perfect scam, if I had actually planned it.
Right now I kinda feel like I'm in a grad program. I read a lot, then write a bunch of stuff, spend a lot of time in the library doing research and communicating with fellow "students" (you all). All I need now is some sort of career to happen and the simulation will be complete.
I mean, I have Sum 41, Green Day and some other 90s/early 2000s "classics" CDs in my Case-It CD holder that I'm sure hipsters would scoff at ... unless I get points for them being CDs, but I think hipster math only counts vinyls. I'll get back to you.
I was wondering when this day would come. Hit that thesis wall way back. Just make sure to BURN THAT THESIS when you get it back.
It helped release me and it sounds like you need that kind of release.
Because there are just times when you just want to watch the whole thesis burn....
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