Blake's Steam Screenshots!

On 01/20/2015 at 06:26 PM by Blake Turner

Prepare for Blake's longlasting affair with video game photography! No I don't know why I'm referring to myself in 3rd person!

Pretty!

Yep of course I started with Skyrim. I modded the shit out of it, in case you didn't notice. Yeah, that's whiterun. I'm using Enhanced Whiterun, Sharpshooters Enb, and imaginator to change the contrast, saturation, and color by hand.

This one isn't as colourful, but it does show off realistic waters, which is an awesome mod.

This is my blood mod. It makes the game especially gruesome. It also adds cuts and blood spots to enemies! Oh, and also weapon mods, because that sword is badass!

And finally for this section: This is my house in Starbound. Took me forever to get right. Not to mine the minerals, mind you. I just found a random village and demolished half of the villagers homes for my benefit.

Blake Does Weird Shit

I'm convinced I play games wrong. In Sleeping Dogs, I should be worrying about whether or not my character will break and turn into the criminals he is hunting. Instead, I'm trying to kill this immortal fucker. I tried everything. Punching, kicking, stabbing, shooting. Then I decided to steal a car, drive it through a narrow alleyway and then down those stairs. I got a run up, and tried ram this cunt into a watery grave, but he was having none of that!

In Saints Row 3, I shoot random peoples butts and make it look like they pooped themselves. MATURITY!!!!

Back in Skyrim, I'm pretty sure chickens don't have this much blood, but fuck it.

Vilkas, buddy. Are you sure you're okay? I know you don't have much of a brain in your head, but Jesus Christ.

Meanwhile in Deus Ex, I fucking hate hotel lobbies...

And in Fallout New Vegas... I take my last hobby to terrifying new heights. I was roleplaying a mentally deranged vigilante who smashes peoples limbs off with a sledgehammer if they wrong her... I'm not crazy I swear!!!!

LAND SWIMMING!

How the fuck was Fear 2 allowed in Australia uncut?

Characters!

From Mount and Blade Warband, Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian... KEANU REEVES!

And in Dark Souls 2 I Guild it up with Felicia Day.

Well that's me done folks. That's my strength character from Dark Souls 2 saying goodbye.

Sorry for the length of this blog. If you liked it, let me know and I'll upload my MMO/Origin screenshots.

Super Step Contributing Writer

01/20/2015 at 06:55 PM

Does your strength character have a Samson-y thing where his 'stache is his source of power?

Blake Turner Staff Writer

01/20/2015 at 07:19 PM

Nope. That's what he wants you to think. It's actually his eyebrows.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

01/20/2015 at 08:46 PM

ha ha, thanks Blake. I laughed a lot at this blog.

01/21/2015 at 05:52 AM

You're welcome kind sir.

Aboboisdaman

01/20/2015 at 09:00 PM

So basically it's Brutal Skyrim with that blood mod? I got one of those Mount and Blade games for free off GOG. I haven't played it yet though.

01/20/2015 at 09:13 PM

Mount and Blade: Warband is fantastic. I seriously adore it. The graphics are a bit shite, but the large scale battles are amazingly fun.

Ranger1

01/20/2015 at 09:36 PM

Lots of laughter here. And is it scary that I immediately recognized that location in the Sleeping Dogs screenshot?

01/21/2015 at 05:51 AM

It is an easily recognisable area haha, and to be fair, you were only playing it not that long ago.

Alex-C25

01/20/2015 at 10:40 PM

Your strenght character looks an awful lot like Louis Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist (but with a different moustache color):

01/21/2015 at 05:50 AM

Yeah that's what I thought when I started paying. You should see how he moves, it's exactly the same!

Michael117

01/20/2015 at 11:37 PM

That's a lot of dead legionaires in that New Vegas picture you took! I'll never forget how fun it was to sneak into Ceasars camp and blast his head into giblets.

Yeah, that was a whole camp. That took longer than I care to admit too.

KnightDriver

01/21/2015 at 03:36 AM

Yeah video game photography! I love those Skyrim Mods. I always wish I could do screen shots on Xbox 360. Instead I have to put a pocket camera up to the screen. Darn consoles; you got streaming now, but still no still shots. WTF!

01/21/2015 at 05:48 AM

Can't you do screenshots on the new consoles? I'm sure someone posted a blog about PS4 screenshots...

****EDIT****

Dw that was on IGN haha.

01/21/2015 at 04:16 PM

Working. . . I see that Xbox One can do video but not screenshots. PS4 can do both. Another point for PS4.

01/21/2015 at 05:39 PM

You'd think if you could do video you could easily screenshot...

01/22/2015 at 01:43 AM

I know, right?

PixlBit