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Buzzfeed had a quiz asking you to define silly sounding words. I made a narrative using those words for fun. Here it is (link to word meanings according to buzzfeed):

I've always gotten a kick out of writing around new vocabulary words, kind of like the anti-Mad Libs. Couldn't resist.

Please enjoy the following trumpery. We invite those with koumpounophobia to please zip up your pants at this time. Please do not become bumfuzzled by any references to buttons within the following production and please undo the buttons of those experiencing borborygmus as a courtesy to them. Especially those of a callipygian variety. 

Pilgarlics, should you be of unusually gifted height, please offer your heads as an extra display of this production for those with the misfortune of finding themselves behind you. To believe your presence here is not an annoyance to those of less fortunate height is purely a mumpsimus. This warning is no mere friperry, and those who fail to heed it will be escorted out by the Lollipop Guild. Only one gardyloo will be given prior to an ejection. Tommyrot will not be tolerated. 

As you have been given these warnings in a clear manner before the production, any claims made that one is an abecedarian to this production's rules will not be taken seriously. 

Please report any instances of timesis in the production's notes. Now is not, nor is it ever the time for timesis. What time so ever timesis is found is not the time for it. Not now, not ever.

Those who may suffer crapulence after indulging in food and drink during the production, but who don't have buttons or zippers are simply shit out of luck. There are no restrooms and nudity is not permitted. Sit there and think about what you've done. Please attempt only a skosh amount of crap or flatulence as a courtesy to zippered and buttoned guests having to sit near you. This requires focus. Do not slubber your attempts to hold in your bodily functions.

Folderol will not be tolerated. 'Tis a silly thing to engage in folderol and not appreciated by this theater. To reiterate a point made earlier, musical flatulence is considered a quodlibet of folderol and will also not be tolerated. Such a performance may well have been an yclept to The Great Satan in the past and this theater wants no part of the occult and its jiggery-pokery. 

With all that said, this audience has usufruct to enjoy the laborious efforts of this theater should its rules be followed. And now begins our play.