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What the fuck is your quest?


On 02/13/2015 at 07:09 PM by asrealasitgets

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http://whatthefuckismyquest.com/

A Dark Souls like random lore generator. Kind of cool. Visit and what is yours? Here's mine...

ADVENTURER, THE KING OF FUH ASKS THAT YOU
TAKE THE FASTEST ROUTE THROUGH THE RIVER OF STRANGE STATUES. KISS THE DREAD MINOTAUR, THEN LOOT THE HOLY BOOTS THE ELVES CREATED DURING THE SPELLWAR. 

ONLY THEN CAN YOUR ANCESTORS REST IN PEACE.

MY +5 SWORD OF FUCK ALL THAT IS GLOWING 

I ain't kissing no damned minotaur, but then my ancestors won't rest? Fuck it! Pucker up dead minotaur!

-asreal 

http://whatthefuckismyquest.com/ 


 

Comments

Blake Turner Staff Writer

02/13/2015 at 08:49 PM

A PRINCESS TELEPATHICALLY TELLS YOU TO FUCKINGRUN TO THE MOUNTAIN OF CRUELTY. STRIKE DOWN THE VOLUPTUOUS LEPRECHAUN, THEN DISCOVER THE TRUE SECRET OF THE OLD CLOCK OF THE ANCIENTS. 

ONLY THEN CAN YOU FINALLY RULE THE WORLD.

Entertaining website haha.

asrealasitgets

02/13/2015 at 09:34 PM

When is that game releasing? Sounds amazing! 

Matt Snee Staff Writer

02/13/2015 at 09:09 PM

"River of Strange Statues" is beautiful.  it's amazing how random shit can be so beautiful -- thus the universe.  Laughing

asrealasitgets

02/13/2015 at 09:35 PM

I was imagining those statues in the river from the first Lord of the Rings.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

02/13/2015 at 10:00 PM

oh yeah!  that's a beautiful scene.  

Alex-C25

02/13/2015 at 10:41 PM

"HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT TO DOTAKE AN AIRSHIP TO THE JUNGLE OF THE KING. BECOME AN APPRENTICE OF THE INFAMOUS SEA MONSTER, THEN SAY THE MAGIC WORD TO ACTIVATE THE SLIGHTLY CHEWED DAGGER OF LIGHTNESS"

Very good one. Beware fools, as I strike with thee dagger!

Nicoleb1989

02/14/2015 at 12:59 AM
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT TO DO
TAKE THE FASTEST ROUTE THROUGH THE RIVER OF HONESTY. LEARN THE SECRETS OF THE THOUGHTFUL WOMAN, THEN DISCOVER THE TRUE SECRET OF THE AMORPHOUS SWORD THAT IS CURRENTLY IN THE POSSESSION OF THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS. 

ONLY THEN WILL NIGHT TURN TO DAY AGAIN
this is hilarious, thank you!

Machocruz

02/14/2015 at 01:22 AM
"Adventurer, the King of Fuh asks that you
walk to the jungle of the dead king. slay the dread monk, then learn to use the translucent skeletal hand that emits a faint hum.

only then can you raise an army to defeat the forces of hell."
Even random jibberish quests have more substance than 99% of what you'll find in video RPGs.

Super Step Contributing Writer

02/14/2015 at 01:39 AM
ADVENTURER, THE KING OF FUH ASKS THAT YOU
TELEPORT TO THE RIVER OF SCREAMS. FALL IN LOVE WITH THE ELDEST SNAKE, THEN TAKE THE TRANSLUCENT DAGGER THAT EXPLODES WHEN IT TOUCHES WATER. 

ONLY THEN CAN YOU FINALLY RULE THE WORLD.

DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK

C.S.3590SquadLeader

02/14/2015 at 01:19 PM

YOUR FUCKING TASK IS AT HAND

RUN TO THE RIVER OF MISERY. STRIKE DOWN THE CLUMSY MERMAID, THEN TAKE THE VORPAL THROW RUG THAT IS CURRENTLY IN POSSESSION OF THE HYDRA.

Hahaha!

KnightDriver

02/16/2015 at 02:12 AM

ADVENTURER, THE KING OF
FUH ASKS THAT YOU

RIDE A GIANT BIRD THROUGH
THE JUNGLE OF GOBLINS.
BECOME AN APPRENTICE OF
THE SMARMY HERMIT, THEN
FIND THE INSTRUCTIONS TO
THE STAR-FILLED SCROLL OF
THE ARCH-DEMON

ONLY THEN CAN YOU
COMMUNE WITH THE GODS.

Wow! I want to draw a picture of me riding a Joust Ostrich over a jungle of goblins.That'll be my pulp fiction book cover for this quest.

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