Everybody loves Looney Tunes. If you were a kid growing up then you knew the character of Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, etc. And they were all voiced by legend Mel Blanc. These days Looney Tunes has changed a bit. Wile E Coyote chases Road Runner in complete CGI instead of hand drawn sketches. Merry Melodies are also a lot more different featuring Marvin Martian singing "I'm a Martian!" It's a different era. I remember playing many a game featuring Looney Tunes characters. Some were good, some not. Today I review the latter.
According to the story, a mysterious mad scientist has invented a time machine and sent his robot goons back in time to eliminate the Looney Tunes characters' ancestors, which would erase Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, and the rest of the Looney gang from existence. Luckily, Bugs Bunny catches wind of the plan and rallies the other toons, who decide to travel back in time to set things right.
Okay so here goes. Acme Arsenal is poorly designed, lazily animated, utterly unoriginal and painful to play. Now thanks to the Wii's motion controls...it's physically painful too. So Acme Arsenal takes ideas straight from Ratchet & Clank and executes them poorly. It's like they watched somebody play it, thought hey that's a neat idea, and decided to implement it into this game with no knowledge whatsoever in video game mechanics.
The guns are dull and tiresome to use. The targeting system is rubbish, constantly assuming you'd rather shoot an inanimate object than the enemy coming towards you. So you'll probably resort to melee combat. Unless you're playing the Wii version, as I did, in which case you'll probably resort to throwing the game out the window. You're supposed to shake the remote and press various buttons to perform different moves. However, it's all so unresponsive you'll end up shaking and pressing everything to make your character do anything useful at all.
When you're not engaged in shitty combat you'll find yourself endlessly jumping over gaps, solving tedious puzzles and bashing open crates. Visually the game is flat and lifeless, the graphics are seemingly inspired by the dullest of the Looney Tunes cartoons. The characters make annoying noises all the time and their hit-and-miss one-liners are repeated all too often. All in all Acme Arsenal is a chore to play, even if you're a fan
There's simply nothing redeeming about Acme Arsenal. It's an incredibly poor, woefully unentertaining. absolute bore to play. It doesn't get nearly enough right to be anywhere close to average. It isn't fun, it certainly isn't funny, and the game's aspects are going to fluster anyone who plays it.
Review: A bomb delivered straight out of acme.
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