JRPGs and RTS for the same reason you can't play racers and fighters. They tend to bore me and I suck at them.
Penultimate BaD
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![]() On 02/26/2015 at 05:30 PM by mothman ![]() See More From This User » |
For this BaD I'm going to talk about game genres I don't play and why. Then you get your turn.
I've given most genres a shot, some more than a shot and here's the list of things I have either given up on or have no interest in.
I know that a few of you like to play at least one of these genres so remember that this is my opinion and is in no way meant to cast aspersions on your character.
1. Military Shooters (will never play)
This is in part because they are meant to simulate real life wars between human beings. If I want to see that I can watch the TV news. The other part is my aversion to killing another person unless they've suddenly become some sort of evil monster with 6 arms and are attacking me.
I have no interest in killing someone in real life and don't have the urge to do it in a game. Even if it is to keep Murica free. Given that I'm a British Canadian that isn't a selling point either. War is hell, not a playground.
2. Grand Theft Auto and All its Clones (will never play)
Simulating criminal activity as a form as enjoyment is another thing I just don't get. Running around stealing cars and kiling hookers isn't my cup of tea either.
The closest I have ever come would be Simpsons Hit and Run which isn't very close at all really.
3. Sports Games (I get bored too quickly)
Unless they are cartoony, arcadey or Mario sports games bore me to tears. I did buy a couple of golf games but burned out on them really quickly.
4. Fighting Games (I'm just really bad at them)
I've owned and played quite a few fighting games. Some Tekken, Some Soul Calibur, some Virtua Fighter etc. By played mean mashed buttons until by some fluke I won the match or more likely got wiped out by the AI. I guess it doesn't help that I played them alone because I there are very few multiplayer games I enjoy.
5. Driving Games (Again I mostly suck but I try)
I have several driving games in my collection but other than kart racers I rarely played for very long. I have a few Gran Turismos and Project Gotham games. I even have a Forza 2 Limited Edition that I bought the day it came out. I don't know why. I really don't have the patience.
I have few Burnout games too but I like them more for the crashing. :)
6. All the iOS, Android and Facebook timewasters Like Candy Crush Saga etc.
Games for people who don't really want to play games. I also hate people on facebook who invite me to play that stuff. How many posts stating that I'm not interested in that kind of "gaming" do I have to make for you to shut the fuck up?
Anyway that's it for today. Are there any genres you don't like, can't stand or would rather not play?
See you for one final BaD tomorrow Picklebits
I got two turntables and a microphone.....
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