No one expects the BaD police......
'ello, 'ello 'ello! wot's all this then?
Not only is 'ee bloggin' on weekends, but a day early an'all.
Fresh fruit not good enough for ya? want t'learn about pointed sticks?
Don't come cryin' t'me when some ravin' madman comes at you wiv a binanna.
Oh sorry what was I on about again. I kind of lost my train of thought.