Posted on 03/23/2012 at 03:03 PM
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I have the Gamecube remake of Resident Evil as well as MGS Twin Snakes. I really wanted both of them, but once I got them and put a couple hours into each, I just couldn't keep going. I've taken really long breaks from both of those and I'm not exicted to go back and keep plugging at them at the moment. I missed the boat on these games and on this gameplay. RE4 was the first game in the series I played, and once I went there I can't go back. The RE remake looks really nice, the music is awesome, and I honestly want to keep exploring the mansion and running from zombies, but it's truly not fun. It's not fun at all, it sucks a bag of dicks. I don't feel like I'm surviving or in horror either, I just feel like I'm in an interesting environment but stuck dealing with crap controls and crap gameplay and we are in an age where we don't have to deal with that regularly anymore.
MGS Twin Snakes isn't mechanically terrible like RE is, but Twin Snakes is just really hard for me to make sense of. I'm a huge stealth guy, but this game doesn't do it for me. I'm literally stuck wandering around this compound and I can't figure out what to do, it makes no sense. There's no objective, no narrative I can make sense of, no visual clues. When I ring up my buddies on the radio Snake has, they don't tell me anything meaningful. I've snuck through the same ducts a dozen times, scoured every hallway and room for items, looked for doors, snuck around undetected, used my fancy box to hide in, and I'm just stuck in this friggin hangar with nothing to do. I'm very patient but even I have limits so after an hour or two I just get fed up, let people notice me, they shoot me to death, and I rage quit. I use to have MGS on PSX back in the day and I was stuck in this same fucking spot back then when I was a kid! I'm quite proficient with the stealth mechanics and I've really been trying to make progress, I just think Twin Snakes sucks at being a game.
If I even want to attempt to make it through RE and MGS Twin Snakes I'm going to need some online guides to hold my hand, becuase I can't do this crap on my own it's just no fun. I don't feel challenged at all, I just feel frustrated and handicapped by ridiculous controls and gameplay design. There's nothing I've had to do in RE or in Twin Snakes that required any skill. Well when I got in a fight with Revolver Ocelot I just jogged around a square room and shot at him till he died.The game has some really sophisticated mechanics and it uses the controller and environment to the max, but it never lets you learn any of these things or exploit them, it just expects you to know everything and puts you in a "meh" sandbox. Anytime I want to put the game in I have to go online or pick up the manual to try and figure out what all the buttons do and what things Snake can do. So far I just feel like it's overly elegant, and the levels/encounters are poorly laid out, they don't give you opportunity to capitalize on the mechanics or even learn them. Which is terrible because the mechanics are what I'm most interested in. The story isn't something I think I'm going to get into right now, it's just nonsense. I'm interested in this but I'm certainly not nostalgic for it, and it's certainly not the benchmark for stealth gameplay in any way.
The only reason I even bought Twin Snakes was because I was sad that I was missing out on MGS4 Guns of The Patriots. Back when 4 came out I wanted to play it so bad, I still do, but since I don't have a PS3 I wanted to get some kind of MGS game to let me do something in that universe. I really wish I had a PS3 and Guns of the Patriots.