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Nerds Without Pants Episode 44: Turnbuckle Talk

It's still real to me, damnit!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. ARE YOU READY TO PODCAAAAAAST? Well, good, because Patrick and Julian are joined by JD and fan favorite John Gholson to talk about some rasslin'. It might not be everyone's cup of tea, but if you aren't a wrestling fan this episode of Nerds Without Pants just might help you understand why some of us are.

We open with some brief talk about how we got into this silly show, but the first segment is pretty much dedicated to Wrestlemania XXX, which everyone agrees was a pretty fantastic event. Hear about Stone Cold Steve Austin's problems with Trader Joe's. Decide for yourself if Antonio Cesaro is a human or a Super Saiyan. Find out the shocking truth about what the Undertaker does when he's not in the ring!

We wrap up with some discussion on wrestling video games because, hey, we're a video game podcast! John has a soft spot for WWF No Mercy, Julian defends WWF Attitude, and JD has fun with his create a wrestler modes. Patrick is too much of a poet to get down and dirty in the squared circle, but he's had his moments with wrestling, as well. We hope you enjoy this episode, and don't forget that you can purchase Zero Charisma, a film featuring the one and only Mr. Gholson, on DVD now. (Seriously, go and buy that. It's really good!)

FEATURED MUSIC:

Whatever (Chris Benoit)

Live in Fear (Bray Wyatt)

Rest in Peace (The Undertaker)

Unstable (The Ultimate Warrior)


 

Comments

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/19/2014 at 05:18 PM

Nice. My friends Austin and Brayden actually went to the most recent Wrestlemania, and my friend Wes is a big fan ... where as I haven't really paid attention since Smackdown! was on network TV in the heyday of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin (whose podcast I definitely need to check out now; sounds hilarious).

I was about to say the Breaking Benjamin in the background was distracting until I realized I was doing one of my random screenings of KSAU. Oops. lol 

I do like a few rasslin' games though, so I'll be sure to come back after my run and some family time (I left off at about 6:40). In the meantime, both my friend Austin and I are baffled by why this borderline unplayable GBA game he owns got such great reviews. It's called Fire Pro Wrestling and even on easy, it's just atrocious in my opinon and his. Neither of us can get anywhere, cause the wrestlers get tired and then there's just nothing you can do to come back in the exhibition matches we've played. Maybe it got good reviews cause the graphics are good for the handheld? Music is decent, too. The gameplay, though? 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDopuddh3Gg 

Julian Titus Senior Editor

04/22/2014 at 01:56 AM

So, I can't speak much for the GBA version, but Fire Pro Wrestling is one of the most well-respected video game wrestling series in Japan. It's a true sim that gives a level of customization that even modern wrestling games can't top. The reason your guys get tired is because you aren't breathing. That's right...it's a wrestling game where stamina and momentum are actually vital parts of the gameplay.

We sold quite a few import copies of the game for PSX and Dreamcast at my store. I was blown away by the create a wrestler and referee (?!!) options. I think those are probably the best versions of the game. I know it continued into more modern consoles and a PS2 version came out here, but the best ones stayed in Japan.

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/22/2014 at 02:20 AM

I see. Maybe that's why, cause neither of us found the breathe button ... except there are only four or five buttons, and I recall using them all. I'll tell my friend that and see what happens. 

I think for my tastes I still won't like it though. Not a sim guy. 

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/20/2014 at 05:41 PM

Is that someone's microwave around the 1:19:30 mark?

I'm guessing that's Kane at the end talking about fire and such. Was Kane cooking something in someone's microwave. You guys may want to check on that, he sounds like a bit of a pyro. 

Happy Easter!

Julian Titus Senior Editor

04/23/2014 at 09:15 PM

That was indeed Kane at the end. That's one of my favorite skits in wrestling. Having him recite his entire convoluted backstory is amazing and surreal.

And congratulations! You seem to be the only person that listened to the whole show! Big ups to you!

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/24/2014 at 08:19 AM

To be fair, I drifted in and out at times, cause I haven't paid attention to wrestling a lot lately, but it was definitely an interesting trip down memory lane and even got me watching a re-cap of Wrestlemania XXX. The Spoony One does not share your excitement, Julian. lol I watched the Undertaker/Lesnar match, and holy crap, everything looked SO MUCH BIGGER than when I used to watch. Cleaner too. Maybe that's just cause it was Wrestlemania though.

Jon Lewis Staff Writer

04/20/2014 at 07:45 PM

Ugg, I feel like a dick for my over-use of retarded. I need a better vocabulary xD

transmet2033

04/26/2014 at 02:09 PM

I can't believe that I made it through.  granted, I have nothing to add because I have no knowledge on the subject matter.

Julian Titus Senior Editor

04/27/2014 at 12:30 AM

I know it was a niche episode. Hopefully you at least got a little bit of why we love wrestling so much, or are interested in giving one of the games a spin. I really do recommend WWE All Stars as a party game. Fun arcade style fighting.

transmet2033

04/27/2014 at 08:31 AM

Take this as you will, I found your episode to be more informative/interesting than the Retronauts episode on wrestling videogames.  Probably because you actually talked about wrestling and why you like it.  The fact that The Undertaker ended up ending his winning streak, so that he might be able to come back for REVENGE next year and then retire actually intrigues me.  I like the setup and would be curious to see if that is actually what happens.

Jamie Alston Staff Writer

05/12/2014 at 12:09 PM

I can't lie-- I had been avoiding this episode for weeks (obviously as I'm just now commenting).  However, I ended up enjoying this a lot more than expected.  I never really followed wrestling; I just knew about the super famous ones because they're impossible to ignore thanks to advertising and starring in movies and such.

But you guys actually made it interesting for someone like me who knows very little about the world of wrestling.  Good job guys.

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